I would quite like to be reincarnated as an otter that causes mayhem at a peaceful garden centre!!!

BBC News - Otter caught by vets after Closeburn garden centre 'break-in' - BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c30ry3y9g92o

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Breaking news from Suffolk...

BBC News - Peacock terrorises 92-year-old Suffolk farmer's chickens
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly6p86d4ljo

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So...

...The Tangerine Tyrant has got Melania to say something controversial about Epstein to deflect attention away from the failure of a war that he started to deflect attention away from the Epstein files...

...5D chess? Art of the deal?

Melania Trump denies ties to Jeffrey Epstein and urges hearing for survivors
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3ex07l1qvpo

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Really cool engineering in China enabling solar power to function during dark hours.

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This is kinda a sign of impending dystopia...

...The nicotine deprived squirrels will rise up and enslave us all!

Squirrel filmed ‘vaping’ in London park after 'mistaking fruity smells for food':
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/s/xo5QitgsWh

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🎶 But you tell me over and over and over again my friend
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction 🎶

Trump administration will pay a French company $1 billion in taxpayer funds to not build wind farms
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/23/climate/trump-totalenergies-offshore-wind-cancellation

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A group of seven dogs that went missing in China have gone viral after a video emerged of them walking more than 17km back home to their village, reuniting with owners who had been searching for them for days.

Who owns the rights for making this movie?!

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/24/group-seven-dogs-missing-china-walk-17km-home

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Apparently Putin was last seen in public 10 days ago, where he didn't seem at all well...

...is it too optimistic to put the Bollinger on ice ready?

Putin is coughing and croaking. This is what happens if he dies:
https://www.msn.com/en-nz/news/other/putin-is-coughing-and-croaking-this-is-what-happens-if-he-dies/ar-AA1YfjIt

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