Man, I love my future son-in-law — just got this text:

#hesAkeeper #stouturday
#itsAlwaysStoutSeason #gooseIsland

@Leah Thanks. I’m glad they’re not up there breathing what currently passes for air. Plus the boyfriend is kinda handy and he is doing some little overdue repairs while he’s here —AND he cooks.

#hesAKeeper

Photo of flowers, by request. I only wish I could share the beautiful aroma, of the roses especially. #Flowers #HesAKeeper

6/8/2016

HW: It's because I'm dumb.
HH: You're not allowed to say that. (Leans in sweetly.) You just don't learn quickly. #HesAKeeper

Guy working out next to me talking about how the New Girlfriend has low expectations — the previous girlfriend had high expectations “so I got rid of her.” #HesAKeeper #ClubSwanky
Look what Santa Craig brought me! I have THE best partner ever. #hesakeeper
I have the best hubs in the world 🥰 because he brings me a hot chocolate like this!
#SpousalAppreciation
#HesAKeeper

The husband-shaped person & I went to get our tetanus vaccine today. The seating area has clear screens between each seat.

Me: *sits down & puts hand on screen by him, making a sad face*
E: *immediately starts to pretend dying due to radiation poisoning*

#startrek #hesakeeper