I love you so much I would try to stop being an asshole for you.
@hilarioushubs
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I look at you and you lower my blood oxygen. You take my breath away. You are the leading cause of asthma among men in this household.
My love for you is a 12.2 on the dickter scale. And that's a logarithmic scale, so, you know. Wow.
If I had all the infinity stones in the infinity the gauntlet, I wouldn't change anything about you...that you would know about.
(While discussing a joke HH once made that HW did not laugh at but now--years later--finds funny.)
HH: But like a patient, diamond-encrusted abrasive pad, I have ground that down.
HH: But like a patient, diamond-encrusted abrasive pad, I have ground that down.
6/13/2023
(While watching TV, a woman on the screen spits on the face of a man, and they begin making out.)
HH: Well I'm going to have to try that.
HW: No. I love you, but please don't.
(HW takes a sip of her drink.)
HH: Oh, you won't be there.
4/16/2023
HW: You are the center of my world and the source of my happiness.
HH: You are the reason I look down so much.
2/17/2023
(Sweetly putting his arm around HW and pulling her close during a play intermission.)
HH: You know, I was just thinking of that Alanis Morissette lyric... "Would she go down on you in a theater." I have faith in you.
1/29/2023
HH: you know, if we ever renew our vows, I think I'd like to have a traditional wedding, where the best man marries the bride if the groom should die. And the groomsmen are there to fight off the bride's family, if they try to take her back. There will be a lot of animosity on both sides, which will be resolved after the wedding at the feast.
HW: As they did in the old days.
HH: And no antibiotics for anyone. As they did in the old days.
1/13/2023
Love is... having a higher bar for creepiness.