MozDemocracy is endlessly entertaining. Who wouldn't want a candidate write-up that says:
> He has 30 other criminal convictions. He previously owned an insulation company with Nazi-themed branding.
ReverendRef#HomeVisit with elderly parishioners today and the wife was talking about needing to downsize.
Husband: I am downsizing—I keep downsizing everything you put in the refrigerator!
#PriestLife #GottaLaugh
Husband: I am downsizing—I keep downsizing everything you put in the refrigerator!
#PriestLife #GottaLaugh
Liana BrooksThings I Heard At Physical Therapy Today:
- did you fracture your foot?
- how are you doing that without tightening your glutes?
- are you sure this doesn't hurt?
- what do you mean your doctor thinks you're fixed?
- that should not fold like that.
Ged|Net#GottaLaugh
Driver pulled over after huge bull spotted in passenger seat
https://f7td5.app.goo.gl/nkwA4R
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ReverendRefSo I had this interview with the local rabbi on his podcast/radio show Monday. It wasn’t live, which was a good thing, because the best part was when he said I was the rector of St. John’s “in the angelican tradition.”
I said, “Anglican.”
He replied, “JC, I wrote it right.”
At which point I started to laugh hysterically.
#InappropriateHumor
#StillFunny
#GottaLaugh
I said, “Anglican.”
He replied, “JC, I wrote it right.”
At which point I started to laugh hysterically.
#InappropriateHumor
#StillFunny
#GottaLaugh
Kristin#Saturdaysymptoms:
Because #TIL that that sharp #headache you get behind your temple is called an #icepick headache - and it includes that #needle in eye type #pain. I get both.
I will now be able to describe that #symptom of mine properly several times a week, to freak people out, until I discover a new one to discuss 🤣 #Disability #DisabilityFun #GottaLaugh
Because #TIL that that sharp #headache you get behind your temple is called an #icepick headache - and it includes that #needle in eye type #pain. I get both.
I will now be able to describe that #symptom of mine properly several times a week, to freak people out, until I discover a new one to discuss 🤣 #Disability #DisabilityFun #GottaLaugh
Xyla 🫧Third random injury in less than a week. Bestie and I are in the chat quoting my 'demons' and my 'guardian spirits.
GS: "I know, boss, but after she jumped into that empty pool, even the rookies don't wanna watch her!"
D: "Get the bubble wrap, she's at it again!"
#WeAreHilarious #AccidentProne #Funny #GottaLaugh #CuzImBleedingEitherWay
Ciotóg🍀💚In case anybody is wondering Josie blood pressure is returning back to normal but she needs get bloods done and is due back into hospital to get a camera inserted from the back side… all this information free to air from Josie #2 in the queue to another gentleman who was #4 in the queue for the ATM on Main Street…. quess who was #3…😬🙂😏😂😂 #onlyinireland #gottalaugh