NicThe downside of being a bomb disposal technician is that
it took me six hours to open my Christmas presents....
#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #crackerjokes #couldoffend #stillfunny
I need to get in shape! If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle.
My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep again last night. She nearly took my eye out!
My weight loss goal is simple. I just want to be able to lie on the beach without having marine biologists pouring buckets of water over me.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller
Josh
Wm.son
Bob Newhart - Bus Driver Training
Mother Suspiria 
DarrenKeithWhen you go from “Professional Brother” to “Street Brother” in 5 seconds. Tell us how you really feel about your town. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was a Ron Burgundy moment. #classicvideo #stillfunny >> https://bit.ly/3ERdJ61
ReverendRefSo I had this interview with the local rabbi on his podcast/radio show Monday. It wasn’t live, which was a good thing, because the best part was when he said I was the rector of St. John’s “in the angelican tradition.”
I said, “Anglican.”
He replied, “JC, I wrote it right.”
At which point I started to laugh hysterically.
#InappropriateHumor
#StillFunny
#GottaLaugh
I said, “Anglican.”
He replied, “JC, I wrote it right.”
At which point I started to laugh hysterically.
#InappropriateHumor
#StillFunny
#GottaLaugh