I used to believe Iโ€™d grow up to be like Peggy Hill. Educated, independent, and calm under pressure.

But the dang olโ€™ political right has me looking like dang olโ€™ Dale Gribble, man I tell you what. Dang olโ€™, ainโ€™t fair man.

#kingofthehill #conspiracytheories #funnythoughts #writer #substackwriter #90s #politics

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Chelsie Carolyn | Substack

Author, artist, social worker, and mother. I capture the mischief, mess, and heartbreak of everyday life that polite storytelling glosses over. Absurdity told with wry Maine humor, layered with grit, grief, chaos, and truthโ€”kindred souls welcome.

As a USN veteran and an avid diver, I often ponder the big questions in life. Like, why isn't a group of squids called a squad? Theyโ€™re all about teamwork! Maybe theyโ€™re just too tentacly for titles! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™
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#DiverLife #VeteranHumor #SquidSquad #TentacleTalk #OceanMysteries #FunnyThoughts #UnderwaterWonders #SillyQuestions
@MeanwhileinCanada Canada is about to become another state of the U.S.! Maple syrup ice for everyone! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ #Canada #USRelations #MapleSyrup #FunnyThoughts
I bet Batman's dashcam footage would be legendary. ๐Ÿ’–
#thoughtoftheday #funnythoughts
Lunar Laughs: 200+ Moon Jokes & Puns to Brighten Your Night!

Welcome to the best list of puns about the moon! Did you know the moon is actually very funny? No, seriously, it has a great sense of humor. Don't believe me?

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Why don't some vegetables never get involved in arguments? Because they don't want to 'peas' anyone off! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฆ #pun #joke #LOL #vegetablepuns #funnythoughts
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"Peas of Mind: Unearth 200+ Hilariously Fresh Vegetable Puns to Brighten Your Day"

๏ปฟLooking to add some humor to your day? We've got you covered with an array of vegetable puns that are sure to make you LOL (Laugh-out-loud). From carrots to

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Hier lief einer in Bademantel und Aktentasche aus dem Bezirksamt.
Musste er einen Offenbarungseid leisten und der Anwalt hat ihm das falsch erklรคrt?
#FunnyThoughts #WasHabenWirDennDa #Ntl
Why don't polar bears like talking during their meals? They prefer to have their ice-cream in "polar" silence! #pun #joke #AnimalPuns #FunnyThoughts #GoodHumor
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Ultimate Collection of 200+ Hilarious Polar Bear Puns to Break the Ice

๏ปฟGet ready to roar with laughter as we present to you the ultimate collection of over 200 hilarious polar bear puns to break the ice! From punny one-liners to

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