I used to believe I’d grow up to be like Peggy Hill. Educated, independent, and calm under pressure.

But the dang ol’ political right has me looking like dang ol’ Dale Gribble, man I tell you what. Dang ol’, ain’t fair man.

#kingofthehill #conspiracytheories #funnythoughts #writer #substackwriter #90s #politics

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Chelsie Carolyn | Substack

Author, artist, social worker, and mother. I capture the mischief, mess, and heartbreak of everyday life that polite storytelling glosses over. Absurdity told with wry Maine humor, layered with grit, grief, chaos, and truth—kindred souls welcome.

As a USN veteran and an avid diver, I often ponder the big questions in life. Like, why isn't a group of squids called a squad? They’re all about teamwork! Maybe they’re just too tentacly for titles! 🤔🐙
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#DiverLife #VeteranHumor #SquidSquad #TentacleTalk #OceanMysteries #FunnyThoughts #UnderwaterWonders #SillyQuestions
@MeanwhileinCanada Canada is about to become another state of the U.S.! Maple syrup ice for everyone! 🍁🇨🇦 #Canada #USRelations #MapleSyrup #FunnyThoughts
I bet Batman's dashcam footage would be legendary. 💖
#thoughtoftheday #funnythoughts
Lunar Laughs: 200+ Moon Jokes & Puns to Brighten Your Night!

Welcome to the best list of puns about the moon! Did you know the moon is actually very funny? No, seriously, it has a great sense of humor. Don't believe me?

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Why don't some vegetables never get involved in arguments? Because they don't want to 'peas' anyone off! 🍅😂🥦 #pun #joke #LOL #vegetablepuns #funnythoughts
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"Peas of Mind: Unearth 200+ Hilariously Fresh Vegetable Puns to Brighten Your Day"

Looking to add some humor to your day? We've got you covered with an array of vegetable puns that are sure to make you LOL (Laugh-out-loud). From carrots to

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Hier lief einer in Bademantel und Aktentasche aus dem Bezirksamt.
Musste er einen Offenbarungseid leisten und der Anwalt hat ihm das falsch erklärt?
#FunnyThoughts #WasHabenWirDennDa #Ntl
Why don't polar bears like talking during their meals? They prefer to have their ice-cream in "polar" silence! #pun #joke #AnimalPuns #FunnyThoughts #GoodHumor
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Ultimate Collection of 200+ Hilarious Polar Bear Puns to Break the Ice

Get ready to roar with laughter as we present to you the ultimate collection of over 200 hilarious polar bear puns to break the ice! From punny one-liners to

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Sometimes life is crazy, unexpected, exhausting and a little bit funny. It’s time like these that you want to reach out to your friends and simply declare in a burst of honesty, "My dog is my confidant."

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#HumorousArt #ArtForSale #FunnyThoughts #ArtBooster

Cheeky 015 Greeting Card by Ernesto Beckford

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