Einstein (allegedly) said: “When a blind beetle crawls over the surface of a curved branch, it doesn’t notice that the track it has covered is indeed curved. I was lucky enough to notice what the beetle didn’t notice.” The blind beetle doesn’t notice, but it has an algorithm to sort out the topology of the branch surface, and skitter away from smug physicists.

One of the most famous apochryphal statements in annals of science was allegedly made by the evolutionary biologist J.B.S. Haldane (Jack, to his friends). When asked by a theologian or theologians what could be inferred about the mind of the Creator from the works of His Creation, Haldane replied, “An inordinate fondness for beetles.” Entomologists are up to 350,000+ known species of beetles, so if there is a God, Haldane may have had something there.

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On Sunday evening, March 15, 1992, I recorded in my journal--thus the precision down to the time of day--the following graffito, attributed to Einstein, inscribed in the men's room at the Mercury Cafe in Denver:

"The mattress teaches the body how to roll. The body teaches the mattress how to sag."

In my imagination, he says it while in the sack with Marilyn Monroe. That is all.

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“𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙤 𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙄 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙪𝙥”, 𝘚𝘯𝘰𝘰𝘱 𝘋𝘰𝘨𝘨, 𝘷𝘪𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘰.

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“𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙮 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨. 𝙉𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨…”, 𝘈𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘯 𝘚𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯, 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘯-𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳.

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“𝘼𝙝 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠, 𝙄’𝙢 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙚-𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙍𝙪𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙜𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨, 𝙬𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙄?”, 𝘙𝘪𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘵𝘵, 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵 & 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘉𝘊.

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“𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙪𝙥𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙙 & 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚? 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨𝙣’𝙩 𝙞𝙩.”, 𝘛𝘢𝘪𝘬𝘢 𝘞𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘪, 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘺 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘧𝘶𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘶𝘯.

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“𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚’𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙄 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙡𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙣𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙖 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙘, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙚”, 𝘑𝘋 𝘝𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘶 𝘑𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘺 𝘊𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘜𝘚 𝘰𝘧 𝘈𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧-𝘴𝘺𝘤𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵.

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“𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣’𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙥𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣”, 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘙. 𝘙. 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯, 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘰𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘳.

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“𝘽𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙢𝙤𝙢’𝙨 𝙨𝙥𝙖𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞”, 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘚𝘢𝘮 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘴𝘰𝘯’𝘴 𝘊𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘺𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘤 𝘔&𝘔 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘳.

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“𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙃𝙚𝙣𝙧𝙮 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙙 ‘𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙤𝙤, 𝙣𝙤 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙩’”, 𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘥 𝘑𝘢𝘧𝘢𝘳 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘖𝘛𝘜𝘚 (𝘱𝘦𝘥𝘰 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴) 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘑𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘌𝘱𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘪𝘯’𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥.

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