Mastodawn

🚀🔄 Ah, the age-old debate of whether "fast" and "slow" in #programming means anything at all, or if it's just a cosmic joke engineers tell at parties. 👩‍💻🕒 Congrats, you've dissected #nanoseconds, only to realize the real problem is your code doesn't even work. 🤦‍♂️
https://jerf.org/iri/post/2025/the_uselessness_of_fast/ #fastvs #slow #codinghumor #engineeringdebate #codefail #HackerNews #ngated

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor Sep 19, 2025

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #sprintreview #SprintReviews #codeproblems #codefail #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Calico Jesse Aug 30, 2025

Spent way too long trying to place an order online for IHOP, but it kept just not going to the checkout page. Finally called them and he’s like, oh, we are closing early because the power is out. 😅

As a web developer, couldn’t you maybe say the store is closed when I select it, instead of just unknown behavior?!?

I’m sure they spent more on that website than we do on ours. 😝

#IHOP #CodeFail #UX

TechGeeksApparel Apr 24, 2025

The Code Is Broke and Full of Errors.
Not even a console.log can save this.
For those debugging disasters: 🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/the-code-is-broke-and-full-of-errors-t-shirt/
#CodeFail #BugFest #DevDisaster

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Jess 🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦Dec 12, 2022

Like 12 iterations ago my code worked, and I can't remember what combo it was. This is what I get for doing 12 things at once, and not committing it when I should have.

#codefail