Long time viewers of our program may be aware of low pressure fronts and high pressure fronts. Our meteorologists are reporting a new type of pressure front. It's a weird front. Early reports along the leading edge of the phenomena report ...
Please excuse the interruption. The front is hitting studio.
The transmission stays up but seems unsteady. The anchor is transformed in front of your very eyes. They're now a clown. One of their coworkers comes in front of the screen, also a clown. The anchor is hit by a stream of soda water from the other clown's lapel flower.
The station is less than a kilometer away and the #front is moving too fast.
There's no way to escape what's coming.
#Wss366 #Front #writing #AmWriting #Clown #ClownHorror #Arguably






