Apparently, vulnerability reports are now the participation trophies of the tech world, because why should they get special treatment when you can just ignore them like every other issue? ๐Ÿ™„ Keep calm and pretend itโ€™s all fine! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NotSoSpecialAnymore
https://words.filippo.io/vuln-reports/ #vulnerabilityreports #participationtrophies #techissues #ignoreit #allfine #HackerNews #ngated
Vulnerability Reports Are Not Special Anymore

We needed the insight and confidentiality to protect our users, but now that anyone can get the same results from LLM?

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

#StillWorkingAsIntended...

#EverythingIsStillBon...

With #TheRightStaffโ„ข๏ธ and #EULaw...

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #MFFS #NoAgeVerificationRequired

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

#StillWorkingAsIntended...

#EverythingIsStillBon...

With #TheRightStaffโ„ข๏ธ and #EULaw...

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

๐Ÿง™๐Ÿ›ซ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ›ฌ๐Ÿง™ | โ˜•๏ธ๏ธ๐Ÿฆนโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿปโ€‹๐Ÿฆนโ˜•๏ธ

#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #MFFS #NoAgeVerificationRequired

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

#StillWorkingAsIntended...

#EverythingIsStillBon...

With #TheRightStaffโ„ข๏ธ and #EULaw...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows, yet... #Today?

#DontPanic; we have #CommunalBathBubbles for #Later...

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#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AnotherPrideMonth #TheOppositeOfNews #UpsetTheVolcano #TooOldForALTText #PresidingJurisdiction #TooEpicToBeTrue #TheEurovisioning

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

#StillWorkingAsIntended...

#EverythingIsStillBon...

With #TheRightStaffโ„ข๏ธ and #EULaw...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows, yet... #Today?

๐Ÿง™๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค–๐Ÿง™ | โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿฆนโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿฆ„โ€‹๐Ÿฆนโ˜•๏ธ

#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AnotherPrideMonth #TheOppositeOfNews #UpsetTheVolcano #TooOldForALTText #PresidingJurisdiction #TooEpicToBeTrue #TheEurovisioning