Zooey Zephyr's Taking The Bastards To Court

Nevertheless, she persists.

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We Pledge Allegiance To the AR-15, With Misery And Carnage For All

Wouldn't declaring it the 'National Gun' be redundant?

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YOU LIE! Mike Lee DOES NOT Want To Murder Social Security! He Just Wants To Murder It *For Your Children*!

Not sure about your homicide detective work there, Lou.

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Jim Jordan, Other Douche Not Even In Charge Yet, Already Playing With Their Subpoenas

The House Outrage Caucus wants answers!

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