LIVE: We're Sure Today's Jim Jordan Hearing On 'Biden Border Crisis' Will Be Productive And Un-Racist

Or maybe it won't be.

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NPR Uses Calm, Soothing Public Radio-Type Voice To Tell Elon Musk To Suck It

More should do the same.

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James Comer Knows What Laws Hunter Biden's Wangle Doodle Broke But SHHHH He Can't Tell You Yet

He'll blow the top off of it sooner or later.

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House Republicans Will Defend Trump By Showing Their Whole Asses In New York

PA. THET. IC.

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Manhattan DA Bragg To Jim Jordan: Don't Start No Sh*t, Won't Be No Sh*t.

Local control is great. Except when it comes to Black prosecutors indicting Republicans. Then it is NOT OKAY.

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House Dems Pin Jim Jordan In 'Amateur Hour' House Weaponization' Subcommittee

Looks like someone's getting good at this, and it's not Jim Jordan.

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Republicans Gonna LOCK HER UP The FBI For Crime Of ... Not Letting Parents Threaten Teachers

In their defense, the parents thought the teachers were preaching CRT. Because that's what the GOP told them.

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WATCH: Democrats Kick Living Sh*t Out Of Republicans Removing Ilhan Omar From Foreign Affairs Committee

Make these speeches into campaign ads.

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Seditionist GOP Rep. Paul Gosar Exposes REAL Jan. 6 Coup, It Was Nancy Pelosi And Gen. Mark Milley!

The REAL January 6 investigation can finally begin!

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Jim Jordan, Other Douche Not Even In Charge Yet, Already Playing With Their Subpoenas

The House Outrage Caucus wants answers!

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