Here's a screen-cap of Congress-woman #lauren_boebert being kicked out of a theater for disorderly conduct, seen here adjusting her boobs that are nearly popping out of her dress.
CONFIRMED: James Comer Just Sniffing Rudy Giuliani's Russian Spy Farts And Calling It A Biden Investigation

Thank you, Jamie Raskin.

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Biden Vowed To Fight Anti-Semitism And Lauren Boebert Is Taking It Real Personal

Colorado's youngest grandma is confused. Also, it's Saturday.

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And That's The Story Of How I Became The Mother Of Kaydon Boebert

Stay in school, kids.

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Louisiana Wingnut Rep. Clay Higgins Bulldozes Protester. WHAR ASSAULT CHARGES?

Looks like somebody has anger issues.

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Republicans Can't Stop Divorcing Long Enough To Make No Fault Divorce Illegal Again

Awkward!

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The Top 5 Times Pedro Pascal Was So OMG It Was Like WHAT? Tabs, Wed., May 17, 2023

To be fair he's always like that.

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Lauren Boebert Needs To Ask Same Question About Pee 78 Times, Please Do Not Interrupt

This is what the founding fathers had in mind.

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LORD KNOWS WHAT KIND OF WOKE ROMPINGS WENT ON IN THAT BANK!

Man, they're stickin' with it. Also Larry Kudlow is still dumb as shit.

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