@Radical_EgoCom We love forced binary choice, don't we? #nonbinarylogic #Trolley_problem

A trolley problem for the modern day:

"You stand in front of a magic machine. It has a number display showing a 1, a button that adds a 0 to the displayed number, and a leaver that will kill the number of richest people in the world as shown on the display.
How many 0s do you add to the number before pulling the leaver?" 🤔

#philosophy #trolley_problem #capitalism #oligarchy #kleptocracy #fascism #resistance

Travelling Salesman Trolley Problem

Squash them all!

#trolley_problem #salesman_problem #optimal_route #graph #humor

My solution to the #trolley_problem is to eliminate as many witnesses as possible before negotiating hush money payments.

There's a simple solution for the trolley problem: Simply avoid it to happen.

Just make sure, the train can come to a complete stop at any time before hitting anyone, or avoid the people getting onto the tracks in the first place. Why choosing who you want to sacrifice if you don't have to sacrifice anyone at all?!

#trolleyproblem #trolley_problem

Try to pull the lever and you are defined as anti-semit

#pullthelever #Antisemitism #trolley_problem

Trolley problem - Wikipedia

You can ban SUV's, tax them, or impose safety regulations, but it could upset many people who own them. What do you do?
#Trolley_problem
Dear Shitferbrains: How Can You Claim Racist Slurs Are Just As Bad As MURDERRRR?

For starters, we never said that. But do go on.

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