Mastodawn

Motorisms 🚘Mar 12

We must do something about all these out of control ebikes!

Motorisms 🚘Feb 26

Cop: Why were you driving at 100 MPH?

Vince McMahon: I was driving to my granddaughter's birthday.

https://facebook.com/share/v/1GQXmf6y5k/

187K views · 629 reactions | JUST IN: State police release video of Westport car crash involving former WWE CEO Vince McMahon. https://tinyurl.com/m9wwysx2 | News 12 Connecticut

JUST IN: State police release video of Westport car crash involving former WWE CEO Vince McMahon. https://tinyurl.com/m9wwysx2

Motorisms 🚘Feb 23

This would not be possible without 2 lanes of parked cars and 1 lane of honking cars running through that narrow street like it's supposed to.
https://youtu.be/6-ahxeArhA8?si=LqUvISR9oiZqwUY8

Kid 13' Makes HALLELUJAH Sound More Amazing - Leonard Cohen Hallelujah | Allie Sherlock Cover

YouTube

Motorisms 🚘Feb 17

I had nowhere else to park
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Motorisms 🚘Feb 4

If the voting booth can park in the bike lane why can't I?

Motorisms 🚘Jan 29

Hunter College study shows that when there's a protected bike lane, sidewalk riding drops from 12.9% to 2.8%. Who woulda thunk that when you touch water you get wet.

Motorisms 🚘Jan 4

NYC: We just had the lowest year of traffic deaths in history.

Staten Island: We want to succeed from NYC immediately!

https://www.silive.com/news/2026/01/nypd-man-90-dies-following-staten-island-vehicle-crash-70-year-old-woman-and-6-year-old-girl-in-critical-condition.html?utm_campaign=statenislandadvance_sf&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwY2xjawPGobNleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA80MDk5NjI2MjMwODU2MDkAAR69IduZdrpl5X-7pFhNRgPnVbuBT9rKeeesbkyWwueTomq9waRFhg2OxmYPCA_aem_m4_nRcb7zyNql7-ZGsnDVg

NYPD: Man, 90, dies following Staten Island vehicle crash; 70-year-old woman and 6-year-old girl in critical

The two-vehicle collision occured on Friday morning in New Springville.

silive

Motorisms 🚘Jan 2

Happy new year to all who celebrate

Motorisms 🚘Jan 1

I can explain
https://thenerdstash.com/reckless-driver-embarrassed-as-he-drives-on-sidewalk-and-pays-the-price-in-austin-immediately-confiscate-the-license-no-questions-asked/

Reckless Driver Embarrassed as He Drives on Sidewalk and Pays The Price in Austin: 'Immediately Confiscate the License, No Questions Asked'

A driver in Austin ended up stuck on the pedestrian walkway of a bridge, and many believe it's because they're from Texas.

The Nerd Stash

Motorisms 🚘Dec 29

When there's not enough room for cars, naturally you eliminate the c̶a̶r̶s̶ sidewalks.