I have 4 days to get my 80km goal this week and I might just be here all week. #TipYourWaitress
#Running #AntoinePeak

@eyrea
“How can you tell that the human astronauts on the mission are going to disconnect you?”

“Their lips are moving.”

#AI #WGA #TipYourWaitress #TryTheVeal

@ghorwood Autocorrect must be thinking of Aquaman’s favourite highball — a fin and tonic.

#TipYourWaitress #TryTheVeal #WeAreHereAllWeek

I was going to take the mickey out of Flat Earthers, but I didn’t want to push them over the edge. #HereAllWeek #TipYourWaitress

Has everyone heard about the new corduroy pillows?

You will, they are making headlines.

#DadJokes #TipYourWaitress