I just had an idea for a Gary Larson-style cartoon (maybe he did it and I forgot?):

Two cobras are visiting the grave of a recently departed friend. The gravestone is adorned by the carved bust of a third cobra, in relief.

One snake says to the other:
β€œBiting your tongue is the worst.”

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#BaDumTss #humor #humour #TryTheVeal

@zbender Nope, did hear about it though. Note I've only ever heard one Taylor Swift tune in my life, but i managed to shake it off.

#listeningclub #trytheveal

Wow, based on my feed, they've all got you really....over a barrel. #TryTheVeal
If a train does Vehicle to Grid (V2G) flow while stopped at the platform, is it a stationary battery? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly79r3911yo #TryTheVeal
Battery-powered GWR train to attempt distance record from Reading

Great Western Railway is hoping its train can complete 200 miles on one charge to break the record.

BBC News
Q: What did the IP packet say to the Ethernet NIC?
A: You’re trying to frame me!
#BaDumTiss #HereUntilFriday #TryTheVeal #NetEng
@MissingThePt
Did you know... A dectet of dads entered a punning competition with the aim of making the judges laugh. Sadly no pun in ten did.
#illbehereallweek #trytheveal #oldiesarethegoodies
Someone on our apartment complex facebook group just posted "Dumbbells 3kg each Pick up building 2." and it's taking a lot of self-restraint not to respond that if you can pick up building two you don't need dumbells. #BadoomTish #IllBeHereAllWeek #TryTheVeal

@aegir this is the kind of antiantipodean rubbish we'd expect from the Northern hemisphere.

#ThisIsMyAttemptAHumour
#KeepingMyDayJob
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