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@ghorwood
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in 1996 i tore my rotator cuff trying to throw my kick drum off the stage and into the audience at some all-ages show in winnipeg. 
i also write software.
dev.tohttps://dev.to/gbhorwood
bandcamphttps://bandcamp.com/granthorwood
githubhttps://github.com/gbhorwood
bloghttps://gbh.fruitbat.io
ghorwood↙↙↙1d ago
i was literally just about to complain about how cachyos shipped a new lazyvim and didn't update tree-sitter but decided to run one last update first, and lo...
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Random Geek3d ago

A CEO CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

THEREFORE A CEO MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION

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neighbour one: why is there always so much screaming in this neighbourhood?
neighbour two: the guy across the alley writes software.
neighbour one: ah. okay.
ghorwood↙↙↙1d ago
api for multimillion dollar company returns everything labelled 'time' in the timezone of the requester and i ran this on three different ec2s in three different locations to confirm and now i am going out to the backyard to scream.
ghorwood↙↙↙1d ago
looking at videos from that artemis thing and they’re wearing chinos and taking selfies and drinking big drinks through straws and we just sent an olive garden into space, didn’t we.
ghorwood↙↙↙4d ago
got texted this without comment and it is perfect.
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this city could legit change it's slogan to 'every drop counts' and everyone here would all be "that tracks".
ghorwood↙↙↙6d ago
water restriction ends tomorrow and i am literally buzzing at the prospect of washing my hair at midnight.
ghorwood↙↙↙Mar 31
Jake HamiltonMar 31

I just lost my job so you know what that means: I'm available for work!

I'm primarily a web developer, HTML + CSS + TS is my bread and butter, but I have a good amount of experience with containers, Kubernetes, Nix, NixOS, etc. I'm the sort of person to write a compiler for fun. AND I'm looking to start somewhere ASAP!

Available for remote work, based in Southern California in the US.

You can find my portfolio here: https://jakehamilton.dev

My resume is available on my site as well (not updated post-Stardog yet): https://jakehamilton.dev/documents/Jake%20Hamilton%20Resume.pdf

#FediHire #GetFediHired #LookingForWork #Programming #WebDevelopment

Jake Hamilton

Show threadghorwood↙↙↙Mar 31
this is not "is sql declarative" flamebait. keep your matches in your pocket. smarter people than me have already won this holy war.