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in 1996 i tore my rotator cuff trying to throw my kick drum off the stage and into the audience at some all-ages show in winnipeg. 
i also write software.
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githubhttps://github.com/gbhorwood
bloghttps://gbh.fruitbat.io

i mean, is using ANY_VALUE generally a bad idea and usually an indicator that you're placing way too much faith in your data instead of it's structure? sure, yeah.

but, also, why are you advertising your db as a 'drop in replacement' when there's a bunch of cases where it's a 'drop on the floor and roll under the couch' situation.

mariadb is a 'drop in replacement' for mysql if you don't ever use ANY_VALUE.
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being an arsenal supporter is extremely tiring.
On April 30, I’m going to see Black Flag!

If I don’t go, I’ll be kicking myself over the fact I didn’t go.

The Coachella performance convinced me that seeing them is a must.
do i like mr. martin’s music? not really. i’d far rather listen to melt banana or erik satie or blondie. but it is undeniable that he is a genius. he makes burt bacharach look like afroman.

this morning my brother-in-law’s roommate, kevin, said his favourite band was the backstreet boys.

me: do you like the backstreet boys or do you really just like max martin?
kevin: who’s max martin?
me: apply some google to that.

he is now a max martin fan.

mike: what’s your plan for monday?
me: to listen to the entire duran duran discography. they’ve got something like sixteen studio albums, so that’s most of tuesday as well.
mike: i meant work.
me: i will be working while i do that, yes.

I’m no longer employed by Red Hat.

As a result, any projects I maintained there as part of that employment should no longer be considered maintained by me, whether in that former capacity or otherwise.

Because those projects were solely maintained by me, they may now fall into an unmaintained state unless other community members step in. I am not available to maintain, review, or support them in any capacity for the foreseeable future.

For context read https://blogs.gnome.org/chergert/2026/02/06/mid-life-transitions/

Mid-life transitions

The past few months have been heavy for many people in the United States, especially families navigating uncertainty about safety, stability, and belonging. My own mixed family has been working through some of those questions, and it has led us to make a significant change. Over the course of last year, my request to relocate...

Happenings in GNOME
never thought i would be the kind of person who says “c’mon guys, leave the pope alone.”