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in 1996 i tore my rotator cuff trying to throw my kick drum off the stage and into the audience at some all-ages show in winnipeg.
i also write software.
this city could legit change it's slogan to 'every drop counts' and everyone here would all be "that tracks".
water restriction ends tomorrow and i am literally buzzing at the prospect of washing my hair at midnight.
Jake HamiltonI just lost my job so you know what that means: I'm available for work!
I'm primarily a web developer, HTML + CSS + TS is my bread and butter, but I have a good amount of experience with containers, Kubernetes, Nix, NixOS, etc. I'm the sort of person to write a compiler for fun. AND I'm looking to start somewhere ASAP!
Available for remote work, based in Southern California in the US.
You can find my portfolio here: https://jakehamilton.dev
My resume is available on my site as well (not updated post-Stardog yet): https://jakehamilton.dev/documents/Jake%20Hamilton%20Resume.pdf
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this is not "is sql declarative" flamebait. keep your matches in your pocket. smarter people than me have already won this holy war.
sql having keywords like 'select' and 'insert' is just a sloppy coat of procedural paint covering up the beautiful declarative wood grain, and i think that's kind of a bummer.
i have written the motd. it is added to my 99-hostname motd here, but it can run alone. if you login as a non-sudoer it will barf, so you may want to fix that.
Justine Smithiesi am the idiot, btw. the idiot is me.
what modern linux distros really need is an motd script that checks if your disk use is 100% and if you have mysql binlog on and calls you an idiot on login.