Just popping my head round the door to see how things are going here. I’m usually Bluesky these days, but anything not Musk is good.
Pictured: Wagner boss Yevgeny Prigozhin, despite his masterful use of disguise, receives a gift from Vladimir Putin.
Aussies being their usual sporting selves, I see.
#TheCricket.
Twitter worked perfectly for the two minutes when I was within Elon’s arbitrary rate limit, and now the timeline doesn’t even refresh. The guy’s a pellet.

Historic tradition sees Beast of Bodmin on trial in town centre
Sightings of the Beast of Bodmin are usually made by people on their own with a terrible camera from half a mile away. Not today though
CornwallLiveGot up early to walk over to the car boot.
Walked over to the car boot.
The car boot was not there. It was at their other site in the next village down, and - frankly - bollocks to that.
Walked home from the not car boot.

Twitter is refusing to pay its Google Cloud bills, Platformer reports
Twitter has refused to pay its Google Cloud bills <a href="https://www.reuters.com/companies/GOOGL.O/"target="_blank">(GOOGL.O)</a> as its contract comes up for renewal this month, which could result in the social media company's trust and safety teams being crippled, Platformer reported on Saturday.
ReutersIn other important news, I might have overdone it on the curry tonight. And possibly the Cornettos.
Wikipedia vandalism is A Bad Thing, m’kay?