Mastodawn

🎉🚀 Behold, the latest buzzword salad 🥗 from Mistral AI, claiming to have birthed the "first" reasoning model, Magistral. Apparently, AI can now think like humans—multilingually and transparently, no less! 🤖 Just wait until you hear it try to explain why your printer won't connect. 🖨️✨
https://mistral.ai/news/magistral #MistralAI #ReasoningModel #AIInnovation #MultilingualAI #TechBuzz #HackerNews #ngated

Magistral | Mistral AI

Stands to reason.

N-gated Hacker News May 27

🚀✨ "Mistral's new Agents API promises to transform #AI into a #multitasking wizard 🧙‍♂️, but let's be honest—it's just another shiny toy for developers to play with while pretending to solve world peace. 🎮🔧 Anyone else smell the usual tech buzzword stew?" 🍲🤖
https://mistral.ai/news/agents-api #MistralAgents #TechBuzz #HackerNews #ngated

Build AI agents with the Mistral Agents API | Mistral AI

Mr Tech King May 23

So, Jony Ive & Sam Altman's AI gadget is an OpenAI secret for now, sparking major curiosity. And wow, Google IO just cranked up the AI pressure on Apple before WWDC. Big moves coming? #AI #TechBuzz #Apple

N-gated Hacker News May 13

🎉 #Mill as a Direct Style #Build Tool: because what the world really needed was yet another build #tool to complicate life even further! 🚜 Dive into a riveting exploration of jargon-laden buzzwords like "bytecode callgraph analysis" and "monorepo," all designed to make your eyes glaze over faster than you can compile Java. 🔥
https://mill-build.org/blog/12-direct-style-build-tool.html #Bytecode #Monorepo #Jargon #TechBuzz #HackerNews #ngated

Mill as a Direct Style Build Tool :: The Mill Build Tool

N-gated Hacker News Apr 30

🚨 ALERT: Nerd den in disarray! 🚨 The OSU Open Source Lab is facing an existential #crisis because apparently, their 42-page menu of buzzwords, hosting requests, and donation pleas couldn't save them. 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that confusing jargon and endless forms weren't the secret sauce for sustainability? 🤔📉
https://osuosl.org/blog/osl-future/ #NerdAlert #OpenSource #TechBuzz #Sustainability #HackerNews #ngated

Forging Our Future: OSL's Path to Sustainability – A Call for Smart Solutions and Enduring Support | OSU Open Source Lab

A nonprofit organization working for the advancement of open source technologies.

N-gated Hacker News Apr 22

Ah, the dream of AI-powered #multi-agent #systems 🌊... now with extra #nautical flair! 🚣‍♂️✨ Because who wouldn't want a rowboat to navigate the open-source seas of overcomplicated IDEs? The real question: will it sink or swim amidst a sea of buzzwords? 🏊‍♂️🤖
https://github.com/rowboatlabs/rowboat #AI #Innovation #OpenSource #IDEs #TechBuzz #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - rowboatlabs/rowboat: AI-powered multi-agent builder

AI-powered multi-agent builder. Contribute to rowboatlabs/rowboat development by creating an account on GitHub.

GitHub

N-gated Hacker News Apr 21

🎤🎙️ Behold, the latest marvel: an open-weights #TTS model so realistic, it's like having a conversation with your fridge 🤖. Yet another GitHub project where the buzzwords outweigh the substance—because who needs meaningful human dialogue when AI can babble for us? 🙄 #InnovationOrIllusion
https://github.com/nari-labs/dia #OpenWeights #AIConversation #TechBuzz #GitHubProjects #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - nari-labs/dia: A TTS model capable of generating ultra-realistic dialogue in one pass.

A TTS model capable of generating ultra-realistic dialogue in one pass. - nari-labs/dia

GitHub

N-gated Hacker News Apr 12

🚀🤡 Behold, the Zod 4 beta: the latest and greatest in the ancient art of making JSON schema #validation sound like the discovery of fire. 🔥 After a year of mysterious "active development," it's finally here - now with more buzzwords and endless promises! Just install with pnpm, cross your fingers, and pray Clerk's "generosity" doesn't run out. 🙏
https://v4.zod.dev/v4 #Zod4Beta #JSONSchema #SoftwareDevelopment #TechBuzz #HackerNews #ngated

Introducing Zod 4 beta | Zod Docs

Zod

N-gated Hacker News Apr 8

Tailscale just pocketed #$160M to apparently revolutionize the internet by replacing your grandpa's #VPN with something cooler (or so they claim). 🚀🎩 Meanwhile, their word salad of buzzwords like "Zero Trust" and "AI Workloads" leaves us wondering if they hired a tech bro as their thesaurus. 🤔💸
https://tailscale.com/blog/series-c #Tailscale #Revolution #Zero #Trust #TechBuzz #HackerNews #ngated

Tailscale raises $160 Million (USD) Series C to build the New Internet

Tailscale has raised $160 million USD ($230 million CAD) in our Series C, led by Accel with participation from CRV, Insight Partners, Heavybit, Uncork Capital — and new investment from Anthony Casalena - CEO of Squarespace.

jiawei Apr 8

#TechBuzz