Just referred to an ingredtient for tonight's dinner* (assuming the house still has power and I don't have to pivot to grilling on the porch in the blizzard) as
"Binless, Sconeless Bricken Chests"
and maybe I needed more sleep.

#Cooking #Food #Spoonerisms

* It's this, BTW
https://www.eatlivetravelwrite.com/2013/03/french-fridays-with-dorie-chicken-breasts-diable/

Courtesy of @tang0008:

Have yourself a Larry middle Christmas

#spoonerisms
#SpoonerismDepreciationApartment

If you don't have a group text of friends feeding each other #spoonerisms and clues for spoonerisms, I be all fad for you.

#SpoonerismDepreciationApartment

Telling the DJ that I liked their Beach Boys mashup, and trying to seem cool and hip, but forgetting the word "slaps":

Yo that pet sounds set pounds

#SpoonerismDepreciationApartment
#spoonerisms

The fact that one spoonerism of food blog is blood fog tickles me to no end.

I am picturing a PDX Eater review of a vampire hookah bar complaining that the whole experience felt draining.

#spoonerisms #SpoonerismDepreciationApartment

Is Turku the shitpost capital of Finland

#justFinnishThings #spoonerisms

Never fight on fever night unless it's a knife fight with the fife knight.

#spoonerism
#spoonerisms
#SpoonerismDepreciationApartment

I was searching "Flossy Aus Porn" when everyone started murmuring like the the undead and Ripping Into Pieces. The fuck I do?

I'm going back to sleep in the future!

#Spoonerisms #OzzyOsbourne

#Words #Spoonerisms #WordPlay

I thurnt my bumb on a pot han. It is boing to glister. Moor pe.