Disappointed that so many have lost the true meaning of #Smubruary. Oh well, I suppose I need to self soothe in true #Smizzerite tradition. This involves shunning early 21st century technology and embracing early 20th century technology. Somehow the latter is more pure and holy than the former (?). I may or may not return. Either way, it has been a beautiful ride #Mastodon #Christmas #goodbye #PraiseTheSmub

In the #Smizzerite faith, today is not only Smiday, it is the 32nd of #Smubruary! I will observe this day as I observe many others, with a sense of wonder and a dearth of practical knowledge. #PraiseTheSmub #SmibbitySmub

Here primarily for the very rational and unbiased debates about what REALLY are & arent “holiday traditions”. #Christmas #chanukah #Smubruary