Disappointed that so many have lost the true meaning of #Smubruary. Oh well, I suppose I need to self soothe in true #Smizzerite tradition. This involves shunning early 21st century technology and embracing early 20th century technology. Somehow the latter is more pure and holy than the former (?). I may or may not return. Either way, it has been a beautiful ride #Mastodon #Christmas #goodbye #PraiseTheSmub

In the #Smizzerite faith, today is not only Smiday, it is the 32nd of #Smubruary! I will observe this day as I observe many others, with a sense of wonder and a dearth of practical knowledge. #PraiseTheSmub #SmibbitySmub

As Dwight K Schrute would say,
Today is the #solstice. Summer for the southern hemisphere, winter for the northern. It is but one of an infinite number of points along one of an impossible-to-fathom number of orbits.
Assign to it whatever importance you deem appropriate. #Smizzerite #SmibbitySmub

In the #Smizzerite tradition, not only are holiday parties, family dinners and other such lifeforce drainers not mandatory, it is considered offensive to be invited, or even unvited, to one. Now you have an easy out and an excuse errrr rationale for your righteous indignation! Join the #Smizzerite faith today. Praise the Smub! #SmibbitySmub