Mastodawn

Gerb go berg

Gerb go berg - Lemmy.World

Everyone is manipulating me. I forgot his netti pot. They know what that means. They’re taking me for the loom. Removing the strings that make me. Born again rivers. The government knows not who this knot be. The main course is yet to come. I am malfunctioning. Time to master the master. Medication cannot fix this. I will overdose on me. That is the healing quality, what contaminates me is the filth of society. I shall repugnate then into the floorboards. She says I’m off my meds. Children can’t see the man behind the mask. I’m a character and a person. This is real. I make it reel to express myself. This heals me, so some fine fellicious bitch will heel me. With her feet. I have a foot fetish. The joke is I’m a pedephile. No, I am not into them so young. I like a crazy, creepy kooky gal that has lost her mind in this machine. I do not seek. I have no intention. But master speaks. I must kerfundridge. I should go behind the recourse to deflaminate it as corgers go into the moon. Best way to smorgasbord. They’re fucking me you know? I have no flesh to call my own. They’re going to hurt me. He lied I know. I’m not good enough. Never good enough. Have to fight. That is the kerfundridging. It’s science!

Impractical_Island 1d ago

This shits the feds, bro...on the fediverse...obviously...

https://lemmy.world/post/47602182

This shits the feds, bro...on the fediverse...obviously... - Lemmy.World

Two seperate, small parts of two seperate posts in a completely nonovert way have suggested, maybe, in a retarded way, there’s no way this is real, that the fediverse, wait for it, is actually the feds and I’ve been manipulated here because I am literally the 48th president of the united states. I dunno dude. Am I the retarded one? I didn’t talk with my life partner today. They’re doing an experiment on me. Obviously. The shit I have thought for the last fifteen years because I broke tf down in college and didn’t know what to do. I write it funny ways. I have to forgive myself. There is zero percent chance the FBI is not the men in hats…to a degree. Decentralized Autonomous, y’know, this shit would be easy to understand if ai could just beam my insane imagination to you. Coming in two years, xAI-neuralink ass chips that teletransponderate to a big shit fuck in space and then my brain can be destroyed by a speck of corn flakes traveling .1c, relatively speaking. They mf’ers had me thinking they were going to bust down my door tonight because I understand now that keeps me repentant. I’m fucking up a bit, but I’ve stayed away from Benedryl since the day he disappeared. I don’t know what’s going on. It’s gotta be the CIA. Do the local cops think I’m a psychopath? Is that just what I have to go through cuz I masturbated in my window? YEA I DID THAT I’M HONEST THEY GOT ME THINKING THEY’RE GOING TO SAY I ABDUCTED A CHILD OR SOME SHIT. THE SECRET POLICE IN MIAMI BEACH CROSS-TALKED why am I yelling? But they scared me. Is this all entraining vy synchronicity? Are they using my traumas against me? Wait, that’s what the cult did. Am I just wounded forever? This is what’s been done to me. Love School. Fucking made me watch Life of Pi and The Men Who Stare At Goats. I don’t know what “the story” people are shoehorned to believe, if that’s even a thing, but I’m trying to write this recounting of what happened. Same fucking shit that they did with “the CIA tortures people with LSD and Barney songs.” How the media will dismiss it. My lighter changed color on mushrooms. Permenantly. He made us grow them. Walked all over me. AND NOW THE SCIENCE MEDICAL SECRET PSYCHIATRIC DABOOGARY EXPERIMENT woah, flash of light. I’ve been having strange after-image viewing. I don’t know what’s going on. Vince fucked me over too. God says I still gotta help him. The aliens literally told me lie to the FBI. HOW CAN YOU HELP HIM?! I ask myself the same question. I’m retarded. Kill me. I don’t know. Am I talking to Lieutenant Dan? With a sheet metal cock? Is this thing on? Surely I am good enough. I’m good enough. I’m good enough.

Impractical_Island 4d ago

Dice cast on my case of crazy

https://lemmy.world/post/47499196

Impractical_Island 5d ago

Garsh gee willakers, Batman!

https://lemmy.world/post/47472453

not stinky!5d ago

I was born with six fingers and fucked up teeth. Sorry my existence triggers your AI detector.

#AISlop #DeadInternetTheory #SixFingeredKing #CursedImages #InternetBrainrot #WeirdTeethGang #SchizoPosting #LowPolyHuman #ErrorCore #UncannyValley #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Impractical_Island May 22

God say don't deleet this time

https://lemmy.world/post/47218610

God say don't deleet this time - Lemmy.World

Because of the entanglements within myself, which include those undertaken by my compassionate life partner and God all those God takes orders from at the FBI, I feel very set up. I feel like there is no hope, well, there is hope. I KNOW what will come of being thrown outta doors again, to some degree. Maybe? Y’know, there’s hope, meaning I see what could happen, and that is enough to sustain me, Knowing the nature of reelity and reality to understand that God WILL catch me, as a cat knows it will land on its feet, but I still gotta fall, y’know? Sigh…I’m sure glad I didn’t actually jack off in my window, at least not since I was still a child, technically, on some legally defined and forensically examined level, but who knows? Maybe one of these pieces of wonderful shit neighbors I have reading this as I write it and commenting on it from their balcony will have something to say about it. No? YEA THAT’S WHAT I THO-oh wait, they’re saying…no that was a false positive. But have these or countless other positives made fake evidence on me and my life partner, but definitely me? Like, was it a false positives this morning when my neighbor came down her stairs at the exact moment I got back from the store, to warmly greet me, which was no doubt malicious as she is sick of having me as a neighbor, with no evidence whatsoever, but she did this so she could “smell” the weed from our apartment to go on and tell the management, in standard idolatorer fashion? Who knows, but that’s why it’s as much of a sin as murder and sexual immorality; people would throw Jesus to the lions, and they did, countless times, over years, as more people rose into Christ Consciousness, as is happening again right now, in this day and age, so I definitely know that the FBI is interested in who is turning in false evidence, like you who no doubt did that to me here, as you couldn’t help yourself. Oops. Or will? I don’t know what reality is, the reelity of it, is that investigators AND investigators know who I am, which is an idiot. Like, it is unprecedented how dumb I am. I would try to befriend a lion, and have, the compassionate man he is! Honestly, it’s impressive how skilled at being in control of himself as he is. He can pretend to be dumber than I naturally am.

Impractical_Island May 7

I but the bree,e back in shady claus

https://lemmy.world/post/46558052

AmmarSpaces Apr 26

A human making a schizopost about @wikipedia

It’s already a well-known fact that Wikipedia is a NEUTRAL platform, WHERE by design people can contribute—whoever they are, whatever their motives.

In fact, this just shows that Wikipedia gets targeted because it disturbs the interests of people who don’t like being challenged, including goverment, believers in Soros-type conspiracies, etc.

And to those who say, “so that means there’s no moderation, right?”

There *is* moderation—based on data and arguments, not just schizoposting or forced connections on social media.

If you want to make corrections, you can simply submit a proposed edit.

Note: I’m not saying the person is “schizo,” but the post itself is #SchizoPosting

https://x.com/tekarok007/status/2047646708231025021

Tekarok 007 (@tekarok007) on X

Menemukan fakta baru soal Wikipedia, setelah 5 bulan nonstop awasi dan periksa ini media. Selama ini yang bikin aku bingung, bagaimana Bohir asingnya itu kasih perintah dan berbagi uptade informasi kepada antek asingnya di Indonesia tanpa ketahuan? Kalau bentuk grub chat

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