Captain's log, stardate...

#startrek #superbowl #commercial #fiber #shatner #scatological #comedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5LRly_IwqI

Have you farted?
NO!!
You should try it. It’s great!

#jokeoftheday #dadjoke #scatological

205 • I had a wonderful time with you today.

#nsfw #cruelfemdom #violentfemdom #cagedboy #cagedslave #permanentchastity #keyholder #keyholding #femdomcaptions #chastitycaptions #keyholdercaption #peedrink #peedrinking #pissdrinking #peefetish #drinkingpiss #girlpeeing #girlpee #scatological #scat #scatology #slaveformistress #slaveforlife #permanentslavery

118 • I can't believe he cheated on you.

#nsfw #femdom #femdomcaption #cagedboy #cagedslave #femaledomination #femaledominance #humiliationfetish #violentfemdom #peedrink #pissdrinking #peedrinking #shiteating #scatological #scatology #torturefetish #petplay #puppyplay #dogplay

The result of an online punstorming session with friends & family a few years back.

#dadjoke #pun #poopjoke #pooptoot #DadJokes #puns #scatological