(Please boost. There is a core of important information at the center of this satire-coated candy.)
Breaking news!!! Syracuse.com needs a new headline writer!
Imagine our complete shock and disgust when we ran into the following headline in our newsfeed: "Popular ice cream brand recalls over 6,000 cases of ice cream due to undeclared allergens" Good god! What popular ice cream brand could this be?
We fearlessly clicked on the link to discover that Breyers Ice Cream is the culprit. As to why the headline writer had to play coy, we have it on good authority that this person was bitten by a rabid rotary phone.
https://www.syracuse.com/entertainment/2025/06/popular-ice-cream-brand-recalls-over-6000-cases-of-ice-cream-due-to-undeclared-allergens.html
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