Am hotel buffet gabs Gagh oder so.

#Qapla

"The greatest warriors don't grasp after every opportunity to become a Legend and they do not Kling-on when they are."

-. No Dahar Master ever

#TerribleMadeUpPuns #StarTrek #funny #qapla #cheaplaughs #puns #desperatepuns

I was just trying to learn #Esperanto on Clozemaster, but I think I’ve accidentally wandered into the Alpha Quadrant. πŸ––

Apparently, this knife has a "klingon" (blade). Today is a good day to study! πŸ—‘οΈβœ¨

#LanguageLearning #StarTrek #Clozemaster #Klingon #Qapla #eo #esperanto

HOORAY!!!!!

Seemingly I just manage to install FIXPAK 040 for OS/2 Warp! OS/2 Warp 3, to be precise.

#Qapla #OS2 #Warp3 #FP040

United Federation of Planets
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Romulan Empire
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My local hardware store now carries precision bat'leths. #startrek #kahless #qapla
In the Deep Space Nine season 5 episode "By Inferno's Light," Garak faces horrific claustrophobia to help save the day. Sparking this conversation between two honourable Klingons...

Martok: There is no greater enemy than one's own fears.

Worf: It takes a brave man to face them.

Every time we face our fears, a Klingon's eight chambered heart bursts with pride!

Qapla'!

#KlingonPride #FacingOurFears #StarTrek #Qapla' #Worf #Martok #MentalHealth
@nblr looks the part too! #qapla

This is the dumbest thing I've ever wanted

πŸ––πŸ» #startrek #pizza #qapla'

https://ravenforge.com/products/star-trek-batleth-pizza-cutter

Star Trekβ„’ Bat'leth Pizza Cutter - pre-order

Yes, I had to look twice at my driver's name. Naturally, I got very excited. Still... very cool name. #StarTrek #Qapla