Uncle Scrooge taking a bath in the sea but the wave crests are sprinkled with gold coins.
Close up shot of Daniel Craig's sweaty, dirty, bloody face, watching an open music box, grinning from ear to ear.
A decorated Christmas tree next to a cozy fireplace, an orange cat approaching the tree with a lit Zippo in one paw.
The best GenAI is still your imagination, and it costs nothing, uses no energy and doesn't turn basic computer parts into unobtainium.
I was looking forward to this article, and it turns out to be glorious. Not only does it condense the feature set modern GPUs (sans RT/Neural stuff) down to a hypothetical 150 line API much more comprehensive than DX12 or VK, it also teaches you more about GPU architecture than you dared to ask.
https://www.sebastianaaltonen.com/blog/no-graphics-api
And as a so-called pro graphics programmer and demoscene afficionado, I want this. I SO want this. Someone make it happen :D

Graphics APIs and shader languages have significantly increased in complexity over the past decade. It’s time to start discussing how to strip down the abstractions to simplify development, improve performance, and prepare for future GPU workloads.
@NanoRaptor cycling by the river and a crow landed on the bike path in front of me, jumped in my way when i tried to go around so i stopped.
it jumped up and down until i dismounted and followed it to a nearby road where some of it's friends were squawking, all clustered around an endangered species of tortoise that couldn't mount the kerb to get to the river.
picked up the tortoise and walked it to the river, it swam off and the crows happily cawed and then all flew off.