What did the surprised sock say?

“I’ll be darned!”

#puns

When it hits hard…
#Pun #Puns.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

#Pun #Puns #ChildAbandonment #Children #Baby #Babies #Newborn #Newborns.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

Remember:
Bad #StPatricksDay puns don't just shame you...

They Seamus all.

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Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call an Irish Spider?
A: Paddy Long Legs.

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Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call a fake blarney stone?
A: A sham-rock.

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Patron Saint of Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

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