I took the shell off of my racing snail to make it go faster but it just became a little sluggish.

I finished another sketchbook! I thought of this pun out on the road today and it's one of the doodles on the final page.

#sketchbook #pun #uhaul #drawing

I’ve got a disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes.

The doctor says it’s terminal.

#pun #humor

When God lets you down, it’s deusappointing.

When *all* the Gods let you down, they’re panthetic.

#puns #pun

I just heard this horrible #pun:

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.