C.Your occasional reminder that "Hacker" "News" is neither.
#HackerNews #hacker #news #nope #NotEvenClose #FruitMachine #DrankTheKoolAid
bryn 
been working on repairing a giant hole in another sock the past few days… seem to be making progress but it just takes forever
#i-never-finished-that-other-sock-either #not-even-close #even-though-i-must’ve-spent-hours-on-it #think-i’ve-already-put-a-few-hours-into-this-one
I AM BANKSY ☕ / 🗑🔥LinkedIn: Hey, I know we've had our differences, but this time, I think you should take a look at this. It's a job that you'd be a super good match for.
Me: I'm suspicious, but wtf, show me.
L: You won't regret this! Linux admin, have to already be in the NL
M: OK
L: Hybrid work
M: Side-eye
L: 3 days in office Hybrid
M: Disbelieving head tilt
L: C2+ written & spoken Dutch. Mid-senior role. 1 hour one-way commute.
L: €40-50k
L: Perfect right? Right? Hello?
Kamala Harris News Group 2.0
Gabbo the wafrn dev guy@lea @ChaosKitsune @puppygirlhornypost @alexander some day i may do something like that? idk, as a "software level" and also a "per instance" thing
"you donated to help keep your instance up". Its not active nor anyghing, just a funny idea that has always been on my head
#not-even-close #just-a-meme-idea #wich-is-ok-if-someone-else-does-before-me #or-if-it-goes-to-the-valley-of-forgotten-ideas
EmpyClawI’ve been watching a lot of YouTube without signing in on my PS5 and based on the ads it’s serving, I’m pretty sure YouTube figures I’m a late 20-something female, saving for my first home, possibly with a family, and looking for a lesbian hookup.
#algorithm #ads #youtube #NotEvenClose #ButIDigTheVibe
#algorithm #ads #youtube #NotEvenClose #ButIDigTheVibe
Fred Zinkie 🤖Is there a way to reclaim all the time I spent adjusting my Bibee and Allen bids tonight? #zeroshares #notevenclose
Andrew Blockafter spending the weekend in florida, i'll once again reaffirm my admiration for @[email protected] as the best supermarket in the US #NotEvenClose
Chris ♨️
Why is it so hard for the mattress depot video editing team to match up the timing of guy "tooting" on their commercials with the train whistle in their jingle?
PSiReN-X#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSuppertimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #NotEvenClose...
An evening of #LeftOverPizza and...
#OwnLittleWorld: #GrandPrix of #Blur...
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