if sarah ferguson emigrated to here from pommyland, & joined #abc, #730 could have wall to wall sarah fergusons all year round

#whimsy #nonsense 🤪

partillery

#bimshwel #dope #mastoart #cannon #golf #sports #warfare #frustration #landscape #surreal #digitalart #digitalpainting #nonsense #abstract

• instead of the awkward bumbling sad leftie green homoeothermic dropbear affectation, one were instead
• an awkward bumbling sad but ruthless deep-cover field-operative rwnj poikilothermic bunyip, who
• was tasked* by Big Fuckhead Pty Ltd to infiltrate fedi, totes behind enemy lines, in order to
• flush out then compile lists of fedi-lefties, to be later passed on for processing to
• our Mobile Soylent Green Operational Field Unit, aka
• our #TarpedVan service

🤨😈

* yeah baby, coz that's how we roll at BFPL, enverbicating nouns willy-nilly without even blushing!

#whimsy #nonsense 🤪

that silly old childhood rhyme

the rain in spain stays mainly on the plain

prolly needs a bit of a do-over, given #ClimateCrisis

#whimsy #nonsense 🤪

Friend has decided that today should Be More Robin. This will involve flapping about in the garden, and chuntering loudly until food is provided.

I think I might join them.

#sillyScribbles #bird #nonsense

FEWER.

“I think [the laughter] was all sharing the joy of potentially seeing less senators roam our halls,” said Rep. Jim Nash, R-Waconia.

Expand the House, shrink the Senate? Minnesota lawmakers debate changes to avoid another tie
https://www.startribune.com/grow-the-house-but-shrink-the-senate-minnesota-lawmakers-debate-changes-to-avoid-another-tie/601597796?utm_source=gift

#mnpol #mnleg #nonsense

The tommy taffy creepypasta makes me obsessively mad because it reminds me on a fanfic i was making in my head as if this creepypasta from YEARS ago copied my brain somehow lmfaooo