given that in these dark days oranges & mandarins are genetically engineered to have no pips, is the free space then used up by pumping in all the 5G transmitters demanded by bill gates?

asking for a friend

well, i say "friend", but really tis just my goldfish

she's sadly gorn rather over to the dark side, spending days & days down the rabbit hole of rwnj websites

as an aside, have you ever contemplated the complexity of the technical logistics required to sustain life for goldfish to go spelunking down
wascally wabbit holes? tis a full time job, nearly... thank zarquon i'm retired!

#whimsy #nonsense 🤪

> But in the brave new world of Knitting Bullshit, all of that accumulated wisdom, all of the real history of knitting as labour, as resistance, as solidarity, as design intelligence, as craft, is now there simply to provide the powerful emotional currency that AI-generated podcasts and videos cynically mine for profit.

I finally got around to reading this Kate Davies post and it's ~3000 words of beautifully righteous rage.

https://katedaviesdesigns.com/2026/04/29/knitting-bullshit/

#Knitting #AI #Nonsense #Bullshit

Unraveling AI's 'Knitting Bullshit'

'Unraveling AI's 'Knitting Bullshit'

Kate Davies
🤡 Oh wow, a #YouTube video claims the #CIA has a "magic" #sensor that can detect heartbeats from 60 km away. 🚀 Meanwhile, the only thing being detected is the viewer's #brain #cells #disappearing as they watch this #nonsense. 📉
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVTPv4sI_Jc #Heartbeat #Conspiracy #HackerNews #ngated
Can the CIA really track your heartbeat from 60 km away?

YouTube
Und zum Abschluss mein persönlicher Favorit:
Wenn es steil wird, muß das Murmeltier "einen Zahn zulegen"...
(wie Ihr Euch denken könnt, bin in dieser kleinen Geschichte für eine Freundin ich das runde Murmeli und sie die grazile Gemse 😉).
Habt alle noch einen schönen Tag und danke für Eure Unterstützung 🫶👋 
#gutentag #sonntag #nonsense
#gezeichnete #redewendungen #murmeltier #gemse
#gutentag noch einmal an diesem schönen #sonntag: hier kommt Teil zwei vom fröhlichen #nonsense .
#gezeichnete #redewendungen mit einem #murmeltier und einer #gemse als Akteure für zwei Alpen-Wanderer. (Die gemeinten Redewendungen wieder im ALT-Text...)
#gutentag und einen schönen #sonntag Euch. Lust auf ein bisschen Null ernst gemeinten #nonsense ? Für zwei Alpen-Wanderer #zeichne ich gerade #redewendungen mit einem #murmeltier und einer #gemse als Akteure...
Erkennt Ihr die gemeinten Redewendungen? (Auflösungen im ALT-Text 😉)
this morn i decided to really inject that extra frisson of edgy excitement into my already living-life-large-ness

that's right, i did it

i actually did it
😮

but now, i think finally i've pushed it too far
😳

i can no longer discern actual reality, i've totes jumped onto the doolally train
🤯

once i felt confident i knew the right way, but now i'm riven with uncertainty
🤷

paper hanging from the roll
adjacent to the wall, or opposite from it? 😱

they now
both look wrong, & so i'm floundering in an ocean of surrealism

help me, obiwan, you're the only hope
🥺

#whimsy #nonsense 🤪

Fluten gree...

As in, this food is fluten gree...

That's what my brain does with gluten free this morning.

You're welcome.

#nonsense #GlutenFree

When the content of an institution is rational, people can debate it.
When the content is #nonsense, the only thing left to measure is #obedience.

https://survivorliteracy.com/2026/04/27/institutional-nonsense-religion-with-money-instead-of-gods/

Institutional Nonsense = Religion With Money Instead of Gods

(A structural mapping, not a moral claim) When the content of an institution is rational, people can debate it.When the content is nonsense, the only thing left to measure is obedience. This is the…

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