What next for #MadNads Dorries, the former mid-bedfordshire conservative and hardcore Borish Johnson...err...loyalist...i guess would be one way to put it..now that she has to hand back £17 grand she says she got paid by mistake?
Write more Boris fanfic
0%
Write her scandalous memoirs (feat Boris Johnson)
50%
Just be uncomfortably near to Spaffer at all times
0%
Go on the new TV Gladiators
50%
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@daijenkins

She's the epitome of a twisted liar. If she's never going to tell, why's she writing a tell all book about her parliamentary career & doing the media rounds telling anyone who'll listen? 🙄

And as you quite correctly point out, here's an "author" who doesn't know the difference between "I know" & "I beLIEve"...

That's #MadNads for you... 🤷🏾‍♂️

#Tories #MadNads #CONservatives

🚨* Just remember, this dysfunctional, deranged shower STILL govern us. 😳

Nadine Dorries: "I'm never going to say" 3 2 1...

What’s in #NadineDorries’s book? A pile of dead cats big enough to kill that phrase for good

From #SexScandals to #AllegedArson, the former culture secretary’s new book is not short of explosive claims
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/nov/07/nadine-dorries-book-dead-cat-conservatives
#ToryBehaviour #MadNads

What’s in Nadine Dorries’s book? A pile of dead cats big enough to kill that phrase for good

From sex scandals to alleged arson, the former culture secretary’s new book is not short of explosive claims, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

The Guardian
“‘You know the cream rises to the top!’
‘So does the scum,’ said Vimes automatically…”
Terry Pratchett; Snuff
#DiscWorld #ToryScum #AnotherToryRapist #MadNads #ToryCivilWar
Can Uncle Festus overcome 'Long Dorries", presume that gag's been done to death already?
#MadNads
Nicola Jennings on Nadine Dorries stepping down as an MP – cartoon

The MP’s belated resignation after being described as being ‘as useful as a chocolate teapot’ has triggered another unwanted byelection for Rishi Sunak

the Guardian
“The right tone from a woman with her arms folded always bounces an answer out of an unprepared man before he has time to think, and even before he has time to think up a lie.”
Terry Pratchett; Unseen Academicals
#DiscWorld #DorriesResignationLetter #NothingLikeADame #MadNads #NowShesGone #SunakPickingUpThePieces #BlueOnBlue #ToriesUnfitToGovern #GeneralElectionNow

#NadineDorries #MadNads #ToryCorruption #ToriesNotFitToGovern

🚨"Dosser Dorries" signs 'embarrassing' - Mid Beds Conservative Association🚨

Oh dear! On 9 June, Mad Nad said she'd stand down with "immediate effect", but has since refused to do so until she's been given an answer as to why she wasn't given a peerage in Doris Johnson's resignation honours list, despite intense criticism.

Why don't the Tories do us all a favour & just call a blummin election already! 🙄

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-66478686.amp

'Dosser Dorries' signs 'embarrassing' - local chair - BBC News

Banners appear around a constituency criticising Nadine Dorries for failing to stand down as an MP.

BBC News