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Did you know: #JohnMastodon was related to the ancient Egyptian pharaoh, Toot-ankhamun!
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Jessica#JohnMastodonFact When in Canberra John Mastodon loveses to have a beer with Ken Behrens
#JohnMastodonFact He is actually the richest man in the world but keeps it secret, loves donating to Charities and works as a Union Orgainsor fighting for fairer workers rights and better wages. He lives in a caravan and drives a Toyota Hybrid