Her: "Maybe there's someone out there who's a better fit for you?"

Me: "Nah, I just rumble down the highway of life, occasionally colliding with women who tolerate me for a while.

#itsnotyouitsme

The other day I moaned about my internet, & chatting with AI that agreed with me on the issue - 🤔 or reflected/echoed my statements back...

Anyhoo, after a human gave dodgy advice (giving me some other user's username & password to set up my modem (WTF?) - in plain text email, & ignoring my questions/comments), I think AI was better. I also discovered that...they *named their AI* Jordan.

FFS. They gave their AI a human name. 🤦I'm not sure about this relationship...

#ItsNotYouItsMe

Listen, #ggplot: Iove you, I do. But 90% of the time when I want to set fill or color manually I don't want to have to look up and figure out an entire fucking palette of colors. I want 2 or 3 colors, the end. I want to specify them easily.

#ItsNotYouItsMe I realize this

I just want firebrick and navy. That's all. It always takes me 10 minutes of searching to remember that scale_color_manual exists; I always end up seeing pages for scale_color_discrete first.

#personalIssues #rstats

Dear Garmin. I just ran farther and longer than I ever had, how about you cut me some slack or at minimum, don't call my training load light or normal. This was literally the hardest thing I have ever done.

You should know that I've started seeing someone else.
It's just I feel seen and appreciated. It's not you, I just have needs.
#Running #Garmin #Strave #BreakUp #ItsNotYouItsMe

I was blocked by someone I agreed with, and that's a new one. #tryingtoohardhere #itsnotyouitsme
Andra gången jag blir ghostad av rörmokare. Har fått offert och tackat ja båda gångerna. #itsnotyouitsme?
If I click on your news article and it is a slide show, I will be immediately closing said article.
#ItsNotYouItsMe #ItsTotallyYou
If I click on your news article and it is a slide show, I will be immediately closing said article.
#ItsNotYouItsMe #ItsTotallyYou
I find it slow going to get through content on #mastodon so I went through and muted accounts in languages I can't read and now I feel like I've been mean to the entire country of Germany.
Sorry Germany!
#itsnotyouitsme
@sylmobile prob more me than you. I reads that as "I have a cup of Earl Grey tea **spits** (goes and finds coffee)" #ItsNotYouItsMe