#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSloeVodkaNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #SloeVodka... #IT's #Healthy; because, #IT has #Frooties in #IT...

#ToMake: #SloeVodka; #YouWillNeed:

• A #Sloe;
• Some #Vodka; and,
• #Stuff...

And, #Things

You #MakeIT #VeryVerySlowly; because #IT has #Sloes in #IT; they/them are a #TypeOfFruit...

#DontMentionIT...

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Is everyone #GettingExciticated for #InterstellaCakeForBreakfastDay, yet...?

#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals:

#IF you #Dollop #SomeMarmalade on your #CakeForBreakfast, #IT's #Healthy; because, #IT has #Frooties in #IT...

#SwervingSuggestion | #CakesInCulture

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Is everyone #TooExcited for #InterstellaCakeForBreakfastDay #Tomorrow...?

#IT's also a #WhiteRussianWednesday, too...

#So... Are you #KahlúaReady...?

#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals:

#IF you #Dollop #SomeMarmalade on your #CakeForBreakfast, #IT's #Healthy; because, #IT has #Frooties in #IT...

#SwervingSuggestion

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@selzero

#RedBeanBear is #QuitePartial to their #Bourneville #OldJamaica, #MisterDen...

#IT also "doesn't take like dirt."

#IT's "healthy" because it has #Frooties in #IT...

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@selzero

I'm #Happy if you're #Happy...

We'll need #AllTheTechnology if we're ever going to get to #Mars...

I still don't want to go to #Mars; but in readiness, I've #Invented...

#Behold...! #SpaceMuesli...! With #Frooties!

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