#IT's #MondayAgain
And, #IT's #JollySunny, too
With #ZeroFakebook

#CheckIT; #AnotherHaiku...

#DontMentionIT

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingRandomReadingListGeneratorNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #ReallyNotNews... #IT's #NotReally #ThatRandom, either...

We've not done a #RandomReadingListGenerator run in a #WeeWhile; but #DontPanic... I've #FixedIT

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#DontMentionIT

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#RoundTheHorne: Bona Books

#Oh... #AndAnotherThing...

#ToMake: #SmokedMackerelPâté with an #AndalucíanAccent... #YouWillNeed:

• A #SmokingMackerel;
• #TheOmen;
• A #PotOfTea; and,
• A #Selection of #FineBlades...

#JapaneseSteel is #VeryGood; #BetterThan #Plastic...

#YouWillAlsoNeed:

• #Stuff; and,
• #OtherThings...

#DontMentionIT

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingRandomReadingListGeneratorNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #ReallyNotNews... #IT's #NotReally #ThatRandom, either...

We've not done a #RandomReadingListGenerator run in a #WeeWhile; but #DontPanic... I've #FixedIT

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#DontMentionIT

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingStillAliveSaturdayNotNews and #SomeWeather, #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear with #Today's #BiscuitAndDieselForecast...

#IT's another #FrostyFrizzly morning in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom... The #Forecast is for #Yellow... #MoreYellow... #LotsOfYellow... There was a #Prophecy...

There might be #AnAdventure in #TheOutside... #Later... #IT's #Definitely #SnugglySockWeather... | #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #This, and we're #FineForDiesel...

#DontMentionIT

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSloeVodkaNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #SloeVodka... #IT's #Healthy; because, #IT has #Frooties in #IT...

#ToMake: #SloeVodka; #YouWillNeed:

• A #Sloe;
• Some #Vodka; and,
• #Stuff...

And, #Things

You #MakeIT #VeryVerySlowly; because #IT has #Sloes in #IT; they/them are a #TypeOfFruit...

#DontMentionIT...

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