#Oh... #AndAnotherThing...

#ToMake: #SmokedMackerelPâté with an #AndalucíanAccent... #YouWillNeed:

• A #SmokingMackerel;
• #TheOmen;
• A #PotOfTea; and,
• A #Selection of #FineBlades...

#JapaneseSteel is #VeryGood; #BetterThan #Plastic...

#YouWillAlsoNeed:

• #Stuff; and,
• #OtherThings...

#DontMentionIT

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#Oooph...

#IT's been a #BusyBusyDay of:

• #Updaticating #AllTheRobots;
• #EatingDoughnuts; and,
• #Napping #InBetween #OtherNaps...

#IT #Might be #Time for #PiñaColadas...

#ToMake a #LargePiñaCollider... #YouWillNeed:

• #PineappleJuice;
• #LotsAndLots of #Rum (#AnyOldRum #WillDo);
• #CreamOfCoconut (#TotallySuitableForVegans);
• #Limes (#AlsoSuitableForVegetarians);
• #Ice (#TotallySuitableForPolarBears); and,
• A #ParticleAccelerator...

For the #BiPolarBears...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSloeVodkaNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #SloeVodka... #IT's #Healthy; because, #IT has #Frooties in #IT...

#ToMake: #SloeVodka; #YouWillNeed:

• A #Sloe;
• Some #Vodka; and,
• #Stuff...

And, #Things

You #MakeIT #VeryVerySlowly; because #IT has #Sloes in #IT; they/them are a #TypeOfFruit...

#DontMentionIT...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWhatsForDinnerNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #Dinner... Or, #MaybeSupper... #IT's #AllInTheTiming...

#ToMake: #BucatiniBolognaise; #YouWillNeed:

• #Stuff; and,
• #Things.

#Including... #Fennel... And, #Bacon... #HelicoptersOptional | #MakeTimeForBacon

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