Trying to explain my research at family dinner:

Family: So what do you do?
Me: Well... *pulls out 73 PowerPoint slides*
Family: We're sorry we asked
#SciComm #TooExcited #happynewyear #Science #sciencefiction

Is everyone #TooExcited for #InterstellaCakeForBreakfastDay #Tomorrow...?

#IT's also a #WhiteRussianWednesday, too...

#So... Are you #KahlúaReady...?

#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals:

#IF you #Dollop #SomeMarmalade on your #CakeForBreakfast, #IT's #Healthy; because, #IT has #Frooties in #IT...

#SwervingSuggestion

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSuperVillainNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is in a #Mood

He couldn't #Finish his #LittleDinner (because he's #TooExcited for #Christmas, even though #ChristmasIsBullcrap); #So, he's had to #Forfeit his #AfterDinnerDoughnut...

#IF you're not #GnocchiPutanesca-hungry; #Then, you're not #AfterDinnerDoughnut-hungry...

I have been called a #Tyrant | #TomorrowsLunch

#YoureWelcome...

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