🚫🤖 Ah, the elusive "prefix sums" article—where you learn absolutely nothing about ARM NEON but everything about web developers' favorite error code: 403 Forbidden! Who knew gigabytes per second referred to the speed at which you get denied access? 🙄🔒
https://lemire.me/blog/2026/03/08/prefix-sums-at-tens-of-gigabytes-per-second-with-arm-neon/ #prefixsums #403forbidden #webdevelopment #ARMNEON #errors #gigabytespersecond #HackerNews #ngated
Prefix sums at tens of gigabytes per second with ARM NEON

Suppose that you have a record of your sales per day. You might want to get a running record where, for each day, you are told how many sales you have made since the start of the year. day sales per day running sales 1 10$ 10 $ 2 15$ 25 $ 3 5$ 30 … Continue reading Prefix sums at tens of gigabytes per second with ARM NEON

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For some reason all #java #web #software usually escalates into horrible mess XD
same for #salesforce its a mess of a #brainfart but they developed their own #devlang probably full of #errors
N.L. overhauls procurement after report errors thought to be AI
The Newfoundland and Labrador government has overhauled its process for awarding contracts after false citations
thought to be generated by artificial intelligence turned up in two reports, including one prepared by Deloitte Canada.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/nl-procurement-ai-9.7123532?cmp=rss
Newfoundland and Labrador overhauls procurement after report errors thought to be AI
The Newfoundland and Labrador government has overhauled its process for awarding contracts after false citations
thought to be generated by artificial intelligence turned up in two reports, including one prepared by Deloitte Canada.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/nl-procurement-ai-9.7123532?cmp=rss
🚀 Wow, a #groundbreaking #discovery of... 403 errors! 🙈 It's like unearthing ancient #tech only to find a #locked #door with a sign saying "No Geeks Allowed." 🔒 Turns out the true #Cyberpunk #dystopia is just trying to read the article. 😂
https://macintoshgarden.org/apps/neuromancer-count-zero-mona-lisa-overdrive #errors #humor #HackerNews #ngated
Shaky Canada defence posts 3 errors in 6th inning of first World Baseball Classic loss
Panama pounced on three Team Canada errors in the sixth inning, scoring three times en route to a 4-3 victory at the World Baseball Classic on Sunday at Hiram Bithorn Stadium in San Juan, Puerto Rico.
https://www.cbc.ca/sports/baseball/canada-shaky-defence-world-baseball-classic-panama-9.7120883?cmp=rss
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From “instanceof” to “Error.isError”: Safer Error Checking in JavaScript, by (not on Mastodon or Bluesky):

https://allthingssmitty.com/2026/02/23/from-instanceof-to-error-iserror-safer-error-checking-in-javascript/

#javascript #errors

From instanceof to Error.isError: safer error checking in JavaScript - Matt Smith

Why instanceof error fails across realms in JavaScript, and how Error.isError() fixes it.

🚨 Oh no! Elevated #errors in Claude.ai! Apparently, Claude has decided to take its first steps towards becoming a professional calamity generator. 👀 Subscribe now to enjoy thrilling email and text alerts whenever Claude's errors reach new heights! 🥳✉️📱
https://status.claude.com/incidents/yf48hzysrvl5 #ClaudeAI #ThrillingAlerts #TechNews #CalamityGenerator #HackerNews #ngated
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