In ancient Rome Geese were valued. They saved the city of Rome by squeaking.
The dogs did not.

During this ritual geese were decorated in gold and purple and valued by the citizens of Rome. So Goose ≠ 3
Goose was the value. Goose value 71

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supplicia_canum

#geese #goosevalue #rome #goosevalue71

Hashtags for the goose

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#goose #goose_was_not_valued
#goosewasnotvalued
#eggsdonotlayeggs

I might not get too much work done today, I'm too far gone in a rabbit hole, clutching my stomach, laughing my ass off.

(Edit; added more hashtags)

Steven Hoefer (@[email protected])

Attached: 4 images Any meme template at all. Just go for it. (Even more low effort)

The Wandering Shop

@Bumblefish

A lot of people have only just encountered this, and don't have the back story.

#MasayoshiSon has been doing this since at least 2010. Xe is the person who had previous slideshows with dog telepathy, and unicorns jumping out of a ditch to represent COVID-19.

This came to the greater attention of the world outwith Japan in 2020. There's a Bloomberg article from then that explains how this comes about.

https://bloomberg.com/news/features/2020-06-23/golden-geese-and-unicorns-inside-the-eccentric-presentations-of-masayoshi-son

https://archive.ph/HN8KZ

@mhoye @beep @mayintoronto

#GooseValue71 #SoftBank

@cstross

It gets worse when you notice that each slide has small print.

#GooseValue71 #SoftBank