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黄金の卵と鵞鳥(ガチョウ)が先週から別のことで思い浮べていたけど、、やっと "Goose is Not Valued" の大騒ぎの原因分った。どこかの"Creative Destruction"のITの間抜けの派手のスライドから始まったみたい。

Edward Tufte が照会する "Big Duck" も思い浮ぶ、、

Golden Egg Goose
Design Goof Duck...

https://www.edwardtufte.com/notebook/chartjunk/
https://fedibird.com/web/statuses/116814393976204258https://discuss.systems/@[email protected]/116807625104327067

"Say what you want about Masayoshi Son. He knows how to tell a story with a goose."
#BigDuck
https://officechai.com/stories/softbank-evocatively-explains-its-business-model-through-a-goose-and-eggs-in-latest-presentation/

#MasayoshiSon #NoValueGoose
#EdwardTufteDuck #DesignGoofDuck #GoldenEggGoose

/HT @corbden through someone's share/boost

Chartjunk | Edward Tufte

Edward Tufte, The Visual Display of Quantitative Information (1983, 2001), 106-121: Edward Tufte, Envisioning Information (1990), 52-65: Edward Tufte Visual Explanations (1997), 88-89, 146-150: Edward Tufte Beautiful Evidence (2006), 158-159, 170-179:

Edward Tufte

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Head·word /ˈhedˌwɜː(ɹ)d/ n.16h ago

Her name is Nikkei, I have a dream about her
But eggs don't lay eggs, I lay three in just half an hour
Oh, how she rocks at counting those stocks
But she doesn't know who I am, and she doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a goose unvalued, baby
Yeah, I'm just a goose unvalued, baby
Listen, who made the value, baby, but me? ooh

#goose #GooseWasNotValued #Softbank #MasayoshiSon #EggsDoNotLayEggs #TeenageDirtbag

tech news ᳇ eicker.news 16h ago

#SoftBank CEO #MasayoshiSon expressed #scepticism about the feasibility and cost-effectiveness of #ElonMusk’s #orbitaldatacentre vision, arguing that it wouldn’t address the current compute constraints in the #AIindustry. While Musk’s plan could benefit SpaceX’s launch and compute businesses, Son’s comments highlight the need for a more immediate solution to the #datacentreshortage. https://techcrunch.com/2026/06/27/softbanks-ceo-isnt-the-only-one-with-questions-about-elon-musks-orbital-data-center-hype/?eicker.news #tech #media #news

SoftBank’s CEO isn’t the only one with questions about Elon Musk's orbital data center hype | TechCrunch

Not everyone is buying Elon Musk’s vision for orbital data centers.

TechCrunch

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JdeBP 21h ago

@Klassika

Now go to slide 16. (-:

You still have the dog telepathy and the unicorns to go.

https://mastodonapp.uk/@JdeBP/116814012469744634

@adriano @cstross
#GooseValue71 #SoftBank #MasayoshiSon

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JdeBP 22h ago

@adriano @cstross

You're way behind the times.

#MasayoshiSon and cell biology was over half a decade ago.

https://group.softbank/system/files/pdf/ir/presentations/2020/earnings-presentation_q3fy2020_01_en.pdf#page=90

#SoftBank #GooseValue71

Pivot to AI [Unofficial]2d ago

SoftBank’s untitled AI goose game — eggs do not lay eggs

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/06/26/softbanks-untitled-ai-goose-game-eggs-do-not-lay-eggs/

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Head·word /ˈhedˌwɜː(ɹ)d/ n.3d ago

This is just to say

I have eaten
the eggs
that were golden
in color

and which
probably
don't
lay eggs

Forgive me
they were delicious
and goose
was not valued

#Softbank #GooseWasNotValued #goose #EggsDoNotLayEggs #MasayoshiSon #ThisIsJustToSay

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Head·word /ˈhedˌwɜː(ɹ)d/ n.3d ago

Eggs do not lay eggs
Market only saw three eggs
Goose was not valued

#Softbank #GooseWasNotValued #goose #EggsDoNotLayEggs #MasayoshiSon #haiku #senryū

Head·word /ˈhedˌwɜː(ɹ)d/ n.3d ago

There once was a man from Monsalud
Who had a goose named Pascal-Lude
He could buy Killybegs
But eggs don't lay eggs
He cried: ‘The goose was not valued!’

#Softbank #GooseWasNotValued #goose #EggsDoNotLayEggs #MasayoshiSon #limerick