🐢💤 A groundbreaking revelation: to appear productive, perfect the art of AI-generated emails with unnecessary em dashes. 🤖✍️ Tune into the riveting saga of people who discovered that their colleagues are actually brilliant automatons. 😊👌 Because why actually work when you can just baffle everyone with punctuation? 🤯📧
https://nooneshappy.com/article/appearing-productive-in-the-workplace/ #AIemails #Productivity #Hacks #EmDashes #WorkplaceHumor #Automation #HackerNews #ngated
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AI can produce work that looks expert without being expert. The failure arrives in two shapes, and both are reshaping the workplace.

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🚀 Wow, groundbreaking discovery: new Hacker News accounts sprinkle EM-dashes like #confetti at a wedding 🎉. Apparently, it's the new Turing test — because nothing screams human authenticity like excessive punctuation. 🤖✨
https://www.marginalia.nu/weird-ai-crap/hn/ #groundbreakingdiscovery #EMdashes #TuringTest #humanauthenticity #HackerNews #HackerNews #ngated
New accounts on HN 10x more likely to use EM-dashes

I’ve had this sense that HN has gotten absolutely innundated with bots last few months. First most obvious giveaway is the frequency with which you see accounts posting brilliant insights like 13 60 well and t6ctctfuvuh7hguhuig8h88gd to f6gug7h8j8h6fzbuvubt GB I be cugttc fav uhz cb ibub8vgxgvzdrc to bubuvtxfh tf d xxx h z j gj uxomoxtububonjbk P.l.kvh cb hug tf 6 go k7gtcv8j9j7gimpiiuh7i 8ubg or 1662476506 or Аё Beyond the accounts that are visibly glitching out, the vibe is also seriously off.

New accounts on HN 10x more likely to use EM-dashes

I’ve had this sense that HN has gotten absolutely innundated with bots last few months. First most obvious giveaway is the frequency with which you see accounts posting brilliant insights like 13 60 well and t6ctctfuvuh7hguhuig8h88gd to f6gug7h8j8h6fzbuvubt GB I be cugttc fav uhz cb ibub8vgxgvzdrc to bubuvtxfh tf d xxx h z j gj uxomoxtububonjbk P.l.kvh cb hug tf 6 go k7gtcv8j9j7gimpiiuh7i 8ubg or 1662476506 or Аё Beyond the accounts that are visibly glitching out, the vibe is also seriously off.

So as someone who used em dashes before AI – how do we take them back?

#AI #aislop #emdash #emdashes

In a blog posting with more than a slight hint of ChatGPT about it, organisers Stage Crash Events say “it’s not just a festival; it’s a full-on sensory love affair with the land”, and that “we’re not just chucking on a gig; we’re sparking a movement”. #emdashes www.meadow-fest.com/blog/introdu...

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TechCrunch: OpenAI says it’s fixed ChatGPT’s em dash problem. “OpenAI says ChatGPT will now ditch the em dashes if you tell it to. The telltale sign that supposedly signals text written by AI has popped up everywhere in recent months, including in school papers, emails, comments, customer service chats, LinkedIn posts, online forums, ad copy, and more.”

https://rbfirehose.com/2025/11/16/techcrunch-openai-says-its-fixed-chatgpts-em-dash-problem/

TechCrunch: OpenAI says it’s fixed ChatGPT’s em dash problem | ResearchBuzz: Firehose

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I was amused and a tad peeved when it was revealed the ChatGPT was being caught out by its excessive use of #emDashes—I like using them, myself—but now apparently OpenAI says users can tell the app not to use them. OpenAI still doesn’t know why it overuses them though. They’re still looking into that.
#OpenAI has addressed the issue of #ChatGPT’s excessive use of #emdashes. Users can now instruct the chatbot to avoid using em dashes in their custom instructions, providing more control over the punctuation’s frequency. https://techcrunch.com/2025/11/14/openai-says-its-fixed-chatgpts-em-dash-problem/?eicker.news #tech #media #news
OpenAI says it's fixed ChatGPT's em dash problem | TechCrunch

OpenAI says users can now personalize ChatGPT to stop using the em dash in its output.

TechCrunch

Users are frustrated: ChatGPT keeps inserting em dashes even when asked not to. Experts like Chip Huyen and Aileen Gallagher discuss why OpenAI’s model resists style tweaks, and what this means for AI engineering at places like Syracuse University. Dive into the quirks and possible fixes. #ChatGPT #EmDashes #OpenAI #AIEngineering

🔗 https://aidailypost.com/news/users-report-difficulty-getting-chatgpt-stop-using-em-dashes

I'm seeing lots of writers confirming they use em dashes for today's #WritersCoffeeClub
First - YAY! Fellow em dash lovers!
Second - People really need to diversify their reading if so many of us confirm that we use them, only for people to use em dashes as a sign it was written with AI.

Also, are people forgetting that AI is trained on real people's writing—if AI uses em dashes, it's because real writers use them, not the other way round.

#WritingCommunity #EmDashes #AISlop