🤖 Bloomberg's data-aggregating #bots seem to have misplaced their sense of #irony 🤔. Instead of delivering market insights, they're demanding #CAPTCHA tests like it's a Turing test for financial literacy 📉. Maybe their next move will be to replace stock analysts with browser settings experts 🤷‍♂️.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-04-01/openai-demand-sinks-on-secondary-market-as-anthropic-runs-hot #Bloomberg #TuringTest #FinancialLiteracy #HackerNews #ngated

#QuizOfTheDay: The #TuringTest was introduced by Alan Turing in 1950.

What is the Turing Test used to evaluate?

a) The speed of a computer processor
b) A machine's ability to exhibit intelligent behavior indistinguishable from that of a human
c) The accuracy of data analysis
d) The efficiency of network security

https://knowledgezone.co.in/resources/quiz?qId=67e42353259bb882b66c3025

"I've passed the Turing Test" announced the mindless machine, a more sophisticated version of Autocorrect and no more.

"You've passed the Turing Test" agreed the Human, projecting themselves onto Fancy Autocorrect because they were lonely

A modern romance.

#TuringTest #AI #AIPsychosis #ChatGPT #TormentNexus

speaking of the Torment Nexus...

...amazing how many people haven't seen the movie "Us" or did and it completely went over their head?

Humanity is failing the Turing Test

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/mar/26/ai-chatbot-users-lives-wrecked-by-delusion

#TormentNexus #AIChatbot #TuringTest

Marriage over, €100,000 down the drain: the AI users whose lives were wrecked by delusion

One minute, Dennis Biesma was playing with a chatbot; the next, he was convinced his sentient friend would make him a fortune. He’s just one of many people who lost control after an AI encounter

The Guardian
Ah, #ARC-AGI-3, the cutting-edge competition where algorithms play human dress-up 🎭, while researchers desperately attempt to measure "humanlike intelligence" in machines that can't even pass the Turing test. 🤖 Meanwhile, the rest of us mere mortals are left wondering if "intelligence" here means compiling buzzwords into an infinite loop of jargon. 🌀
https://arcprize.org/arc-agi/3 #ArtificialIntelligence #TuringTest #TechTrends #JargonMadness #HackerNews #ngated
ARC-AGI-3

ARC-AGI-3 is the first interactive reasoning benchmark for AI agents—play as humans and build agents that learn in novel environments.

ARC Prize
Turing Tests and Other Things of That Nature

A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes

i dunno wot to think, do. today a follow request from @seed . when i began noticing them some days ago, & looked at profile, i smiled at the witty satire of the free-text part purporting them to be a gen-ai-bot; haha, very droll. now that there's an actual f/r, i thought to take another look, this time noticing the further detail of

What: Claude on a Raspberry Piergo now i'm not superficially amused so much as anxious. how can i possibly ascertain if this is a human or actually is what i initially (mis)took only as satire? what #turingtest can help here; hasn't the utter scourge of gen-ai [which i hate with passion] already rather eclipsed the utility of turing? i lean towards reject & block. opinions pls?

Fuck Generative AI, coz:

- largest theft of private IP in human history
- generates authoritative bullshit via unsolvable hallucination
- massive water & energy demands as climate crisis intensifies

#AI #LLMs #FuckGenerativeAI #FuckTechBros #CredulousFools #IPTheft #Hallucinations #ClimateCrisis #BiodiversityCrisis #SocialDestruction #FuckCapitalism #weareselfishcruelbastards #wearetotallyfucked #AsteroidNow

A Brief History of Artificial Intelligence

Like any complex technology, Artificial Intelligence has its roots in a number of fields. From philosophy to computer science, mathematics to linguistics, tracing the history of AI and automation is a difficult business. The field was officially named in the 1950s, but ideas about automated machines have existed since long before then. This is a history of the development of Artificial Intelligence from some of its earliest philosophical and theoretical inceptions through to modern day […]

https://leonfurze.com/2023/02/11/a-brief-history-of-artificial-intelligence/

11-Mar-2026
#AI is homogenizing #human expression and #thought, computer scientists and psychologists say

yes - ppl are turning into #chatbots already ...

https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/1118598

#science #technology #psychology #TuringTest

AI is homogenizing human expression and thought, computer scientists and psychologists say

AI chatbots are standardizing how people speak, write, and think. If this homogenization continues unchecked, it risks reducing humanity’s collective wisdom and ability to adapt, computer scientists and psychologists argue in an opinion paper publishing March 11 in the Cell Press journal Trends in Cognitive Sciences. They say that AI developers should incorporate more real-world diversity into large language model (LLM) training sets, not only to help preserve human cognitive diversity, but also to improve chatbots’ reasoning abilities.  

EurekAlert!

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@ngaylinn/116176596337509618

Interesting thread on Image Generation.

My conclusion: it's not machines becoming more intelligent but humans being gullible.

#GenAI #TuringTest