๐ Wow, groundbreaking discovery: new Hacker News accounts sprinkle EM-dashes like
#confetti at a wedding ๐. Apparently, it's the new Turing test โ because nothing screams human authenticity like excessive punctuation. ๐คโจ
https://www.marginalia.nu/weird-ai-crap/hn/ #groundbreakingdiscovery #EMdashes #TuringTest #humanauthenticity #HackerNews #HackerNews #ngatedNew accounts on HN 10x more likely to use EM-dashes
Iโve had this sense that HN has gotten absolutely innundated with bots last few months. First most obvious giveaway is the frequency with which you see accounts posting brilliant insights like
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Beyond the accounts that are visibly glitching out, the vibe is also seriously off.
In today's thrilling episode of "Can You Slim macOS?", we discover the groundbreaking realization that
#macOS has *gasp* hundreds of
#processes running! ๐คฏ Spoiler alert: the answer is just as elusive as a unicorn with a diet plan. ๐ฆ๐ฅ
https://eclecticlight.co/2026/01/21/can-you-slim-macos-down/ #Slimming #TechThrills #UnicornDiet #GroundbreakingDiscovery #HackerNews #ngated
Can you slim macOS down?
In a quest to reduce the number of processes running in macOS Tahoe, consider the example of Time Machine backups, which can easily be replaced by 3rd party alternatives.
The Eclectic Light Company๐คฆโโ๏ธ Oh look, another groundbreaking discovery that spraying poison on food might be bad for your health. โ ๏ธ Meanwhile, the U.S. remains dedicated to its "last to the party" stance on banning deadly chemicals. ๐ฑ๐
https://www.mlive.com/news/2025/12/thousands-of-us-farmers-have-parkinsons-they-blame-a-deadly-pesticide.html #groundbreakingdiscovery #foodhealth #chemicalban #pesticideconcerns #USpolicy #HackerNews #ngated
Thousands of U.S. farmers have Parkinsonโs. They blame a deadly pesticide.
Paraquat is banned in more than 70 countries, but still legal in the United States. Now, a growing number of U.S. farmers are blaming the toxic pesticide for their Parkinson's disease in a large lawsuit.
mlive๐ Wow, who knew counting backwards could make computers run faster? ๐๐ This groundbreaking revelation will revolutionize the world of date algorithmsโif only someone cared! ๐โจ
https://www.benjoffe.com/fast-date-64 #countingbackwards #datealgorithms #techrevolution #computerperformance #groundbreakingdiscovery #HackerNews #ngatedA Very Fast 64โBit Date Algorithm: 30-40% faster
Counting years backwards unlocks faster speed. The first date algorithm to use only 4 multiplications, instead of 7+
Philip Su's latest ๐ฉโจ masterpiece ๐ญ reveals the groundbreaking discovery that not everyone can be an astronaut ๐๐ซโshocking, right? Apparently, the American Dreamโข has a speed limit, and it's set at "dream on, buddy." ๐ Stay grounded, folks! ๐๐ผ
https://molochinations.substack.com/p/career-asymptotes #astronautdreams #groundbreakingdiscovery #AmericanDream #humor #HackerNews #ngated
Career Asymptotes
There's a terminal level for everyone. When would you like to reach yours?
MolochinationsAh, yes, the revolutionary discovery that people use their smartphones a lot ๐ฑโtruly groundbreaking news for anyone who has never witnessed a public space. ๐ง But please, do continue to pontificate on the hardships of modern life from your glowing rectangle. ๐
https://herman.bearblog.dev/being-present/ #smartphoneusage #publicspaces #modernlife #technologyhumor #groundbreakingdiscovery #HackerNews #ngated
Smartphones and being present
Living intentionally in a world of distraction.
Herman's blog๐ Wow, groundbreaking discovery! Or maybe just a 404 page disguised as a history lesson. ๐ค Either way, it seems our ancestors were better at
#smelting than our
#servers are at handling requests. ๐ฅ๐พ
https://phys.org/news/2025-09-year-copper-smelting-site-key.html #groundbreakingdiscovery #404page #historylesson #handlingrequests #HackerNews #ngated
A 3000-year-old copper smelting site could be key to understanding the origins of iron
Research from Cranfield University sheds new light onto the transition from the Bronze Age to the Iron Age, showing how experimentation with iron-rich rocks by copper smelters may have sparked the invention of iron.
Phys.org๐จ Wow, groundbreaking discovery! It turns out the secret to removing yellow stains is... a **400 Bad Request**! ๐ฑ Who needs laundry detergent when you can just beg a support team to fight your server's security policies? ๐งผ๐ต
#NextLevelCleaninghttps://phys.org/news/2025-09-yellow-fabric-blue.html #groundbreakingdiscovery #yellowstains #laundryhacks #techhumor #securitypolicies #NextLevelCleaning #HackerNews #ngated
Removing yellow stains from fabric with blue light
Sweat and food stains can ruin your favorite clothes. But bleaching agents such as hydrogen peroxide or dry-cleaning solvents that remove stains aren't options for all fabrics, especially delicate ones. Now, researchers in ACS Sustainable Chemistry & Engineering report a simple way to remove yellow stains using a high-intensity blue LED light. They demonstrate the method's effectiveness at removing stains from orange juice, tomato juice and sweat-like substances on multiple fabrics, including silk.
Phys.orgAh, "Axial Twist Theory," a groundbreaking revelation akin to discovering your socks have dedicated north and south poles. ๐๐งฆ Just remember, dear reader, to bow before the mighty user-agent overlords and genuflect to the robots.txt commandments, or risk the wrath of the link-that-shall-not-be-followed. ๐๐
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axial_twist_theory #AxialTwistTheory #UserAgentOverlords #RobotsTxt #GroundbreakingDiscovery #WebEthics #HackerNews #ngated
Axial twist theory - Wikipedia
๐ A groundbreaking revelation: Roman roads existed! ๐๏ธ Let's throw some GIS at it and call it a day. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Next, maybe they'll use AI to prove water is wet. ๐
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s12520-025-02175-w #RomanRoads #GISInnovation #AIResearch #GroundbreakingDiscovery #HumorInScience #HackerNews #ngated
Analysing Roman itineraries using GIS tooling: the case of the road XIX (mansions from Tude to Luco Augusti) - Archaeological and Anthropological Sciences
Reconstruction of the Roman road network must be approached from different methodologies of multidisciplinary character. Once the traditional approaches have been exhausted without achieving a historiographical consensus, the problem may appear insurmountable. However, leveraging Geographic Information Systems (GIS) provides an avenue for re-evaluating existing proposals and suggesting more fitting layouts. This can be accomplished through a meticulous analysis that incorporates topographic and non-Euclidean correlations; allowing a more nuanced and accurate understanding of the subject matter than conventional methods might offer. In this context, the aim of this article is to discuss intriguing research points. But also emphasize the importance of multidisciplinary and multi-proxy studies in relation with the Roman terrestrial networks. We explore a case study in the Galician territory, where we have detected methodological shortcomings reconstructing the route of the XIX road: Item Bracaram Asturicam. One of the sections, from Tude to Luco Augusti, has aroused a greater debate, based on several basic problems: (1) the identification of the mansions, (2) the lack of consensus in the measurements of the distances, (3) the miles referred to in the classical sources, and (4) the complex orography of this territory. To propose answers and theories, that may solve the current problems of the description of this route of the XIX road, a multi- proxy approached methodology is proposed. Thus, by applying Geographic Information Systems techniques, we will be able to calculate the optimal path, and compare the results with historical data and archaeological evidence.
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