N-gated Hacker News2d ago
🚀 Ah, the federal cyber experts, bravely navigating the digital wilderness, only to conclude that Microsoft's cloud is a "pile of shit"—and yet, they still gave it the green light! 🙈🤦‍♂️ Because who needs reliable cloud services when you can have a dumpster fire in the sky? 🔥☁️
https://www.propublica.org/article/microsoft-cloud-fedramp-cybersecurity-government #federalcybersecurity #Microsoftcloud #dumpsterfire #digitalwilderness #technews #HackerNews #ngated
Federal Cyber Experts Thought Microsoft’s Cloud Was “a Pile of Shit.” They Approved It Anyway.

A federal program created to protect the government against cyber threats authorized a sprawling Microsoft cloud product, despite the company’s inability to fully explain how it protects sensitive data.

ProPublica
PSiReN-X Mar 6

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

I #Hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething...

🧙🤖🤖​🧙 | 🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠

#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StillNotHitler

PSiReN-X Mar 3

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSixFootersNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNew with #OurTeam of #SixFooters...

#TheThing to #BearInMind with #SixFooters is that we #OftenStink of #FeetAndArseholes; #Especially when we've been #Up #MostOfTheNight #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

#IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday, y'all...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

#IT's also a #FriedBreakfast #KindOfMorning...

There will be #Snozzidges... And, #FriedEgg(s)... And, #HashBrowns (with #Hashtags)...

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated...!

🧙⚒️🤖🤖⚒️🧙 | 🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠

#BeingEuropean #StonedAsFuck #NewToyJoy #ComingSoon #TotallyNotNews

Rüdiger BeckmannFeb 26
How fitting to illustrate the topic with a burning cybertruck. #dumpsterfire
XuFeb 20
Anzünden? #dumpsterfire #crochet
XuFeb 18
Kleines 🔥 lernt von großem 🔥
#dumpsterfire #crochet
Show threadC.Feb 17

@knowprose

Yup. One of the parties has since published A Thing about it, and ... wow, it's disingenuous. Very disappointed in them. They doubled down on a bullshit interpretation of what happened, probably because admitting what *actually* happened would acknowledge that how they reacted was very, very inappropriate.

🗑️ 🔥

#TrashFire #trash #fire #DumpsterFire

JTIFeb 16

Some discussions around the  that is the molt/dy 🦀 elsewhere esacalated and produced this: https://github.com/datacline/open-threat-detector

Looks like there's been some clauding going on in there, but feedback was desired. Dear bubble, do your thing.

#itsec #openclaw #moltbot #malware #ai #llm #dumpsterfire #ioc

GitHub - datacline/open-threat-detector: Detect shadow AI threats running in your org's machines via MDM

Detect shadow AI threats running in your org's machines via MDM - datacline/open-threat-detector

GitHub
My StikFeb 13
#onmymind #this #worldly #dumpsterfire
Some GuyFeb 5

The #unitedstates is such a #raging #dumpsterfire right now that I was completely unaware the #Olympics started yesterday in #Milan.

Apparently there are #ICE agents in #Italy too. However, it's great to see protestors calling these #fascist goons unwelcome.

https://www.npr.org/2026/01/27/nx-s1-5690100/winter-olympics-ice-agents-milan-italy

#news #npr #2026olympics #winter