#HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#OhDear... #HowSad... #NeverNeverMind...

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

#TheNewNormal; #BeingNormal...

#TotallyNormalBehaviour

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#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TooMuchLikeFakebook #ImagineMySurprise #NoALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired

RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/111710577994124671

#FancyThat...?!

"Rampant #Cronyism and #Corruption" aye...

#SpaceKarenX as #Head of #Efficiency... At #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate...

#ImagineMySurprise...

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#FarageLePen "accused" of #Hypocrisy... #SurelyNotNo...

#ImagineMySurprise...

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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/may/06/reform-accused-of-hypocrisy-after-advertising-home-working-jobs-nigel-farage

#Meanwhile...

That #TattooGuy... #ImagineMySurprise...

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews... #ImagineMySurprise...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano...

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_William_McKinley

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSammidgeTimeNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; because #IT's #SammidgeTime...

#ImagineMySurprise...

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g9ed0d5z0o

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSammidgeTimeNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #NoSurprises...

#FancyThat...?! #ImagineMySurprise

#That didn't #TakeLong

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyBaconSammidgeDayNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#ImagineMySurprise...

#NotOnly is #IT #ReallyExpensive; there's #All the #HumanRightsRecord...

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