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#So... #EverythingIsStillBon...

#So... #That's #AllGood...

#TheNewNormal; #BeingNormal...

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#IT #CouldBeWorse; your #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness could be #Worthless... #StillWorthless

#WorseStill; you could be #JustAnother #One of #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CrazyStalkering on #Mastodon.#Social; #Because, your #DeadInstance is #StillDead...

#EvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...

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#HappyHappy #WorldEnvironmentDay... #Day...!

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#So... #EverythingIsStillBon...

#So... #That's #AllGood...

#TheNewNormal; #BeingNormal...

#TotallyNormalBehaviour

#IT #CouldBeWorse; your #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness could be #Worthless... #StillWorthless

#WorseStill; you could be #JustAnother #One of #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CrazyStalkering on #Mastodon.#Social; #Because, your #DeadInstance is #StillDead...

#EvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...

#NeverNeverMind... #NoOneCares...

#WindowsMediaPlayer keeps #Losing #MyAlbumArt, which is #JustFine... #IT means I can #Use #MyOwnArtwork for the #ToTheTuneOf #Series... #FollowTheHashtagRabbit...

#OrNot; #NoOneCares...

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With #TheRightStaff™️

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#So... #EverythingIsStillBon...

#So... #That's #AllGood...

#TheNewNormal; #BeingNormal...

#TotallyNormalBehaviour

#IT #CouldBeWorse; your #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness could be #Worthless... #StillWorthless

#WorseStill; you could be #JustAnother #One of #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CrazyStalkering on #Mastodon.#Social; #Because, you're #DeadInstance is #StillDead...

#EvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...

#NeverNeverMind... #NoOneCares...

#WindowsMediaPlayer keeps #Losing #MyAlbumArt, which is #JustFine... #IT means I can #Use #MyOwnArtwork for the #ToTheTuneOf #Series... #FollowTheHashtagRabbit...

#OrNot; #NoOneCares...

#StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#TheNewNormal; #BeingNormal...

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#OhDear... #HowSad... #Nevermind...

The #CrazyStalker... #StillCrazyStalkering...

#TheNewNormal; #BeingNormal... #TotallyNormalBehaviour

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