#DearParents of Benedict Bautista,

Thank you for sharing your concerns regarding Benedict's #attendance. We fully support students and families observing their #religious #holidays and want to ensure you and Benedict each feel comfortable and #respected.

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#DearParents,

Just a reminder of our #school's #holiday #spirit #week theme days for this week!

#HappyHolidays!

#PublicSchool
#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Dear Gveret Dellacroce,

I’m sorry it took me so long to get back to your message regarding excusing your child from our #class #TuBishvat #celebrations; this is a unique situation.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/sheltering-your-child-from-normal-secular-american-holidays-13baf9bc9665

#diversity #inclusivity #inclusive
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #Jewish #Christian
#trees #nature
#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#DearParents
#EduTooters #Educators

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Dear Mrs. and Mr. Parson,

We wanted to let you know that your son “Jonathan” said he is tired of his friends and teachers struggling with the exotic pronunciation of his name. He wants to henceforth go by the biblical (correct) Yonatan. We have updated his official school records. Thank you.

Principal Chananya Cohen
Simchat Yosef #PublicSchool

#diversity #inclusivity #inclusive
#School
#DearParents
#EduTooters #Educators

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

#DearParents of Benedict Bishop,

We noticed your child has been absent two Seconddays in a row.

Chronic absenteeism is a serious problem, and being in class each and every school day is vitally important for your child’s education and wellbeing.

We have it on record that Benedict told his teachers he was “visiting family” for a minor Christish chag the last two weekends and “stayed up too late to come to school” the following day both weeks.

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Dear Bartenura Elementary School students and parents,

We understand that some of you were #offended by our “Winter Lights” bonfire.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/we-had-no-way-of-knowing-that-would-be-offensive-or-shocking-64b63cfee350

#diversity #inclusivity
#TheHolidays #holiday #holidays
#PublicSchool #School
#DearParents
#EduTooters #EduSky #Educators
#MedinatAmerica

Dear Geveret Collins,

Your son failed to complete the #homework assigned this past Thirdday…

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/there-is-no-christian-mitzvah-associated-with-extorting-candy-from-homeowners-537f66adbf53

#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#DearParents
#EduTwitter #EduTooters #EduSky #Educators
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

#DearParents,

Moadim l'simcha!

We hope you have had a wonderful #HolidaySeason so far.

We'd like to remind you all of our annual Magen Avraham #PublicSchool community #Holiday #Booth #Party, as we all prepare to enjoy our week off from work and school during Fall Break next week.

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